I just woke up from a dream where I curbstomped my pastor

[Ryko]

it involved some balloons, winnie the pooh hanigng himself with said balloons, donald duck, and hitler making a shoutout

[Charismatic]

Tell me more.

[Ryko]

My pastor was being a prick, so I called him on it and his pride stood in the way. At some point hitler was like "nah I dont agree" and my pastor was like "thanks hitler", which made me stress that he thanked hitler at least a few times. At some point he tried to shulder bump me and I wailed on him as he tried to fight back. Donald duck tried to break it up but he got kicked. Winnie the pooh went to go give him some get well balloons but apparently figured it would be better to tie around his neck and hang himself from a bedpost with them.

[Zalius]

did you really dream this

[Ryko]

Yes

[Kiro]

Lay off the drugs man.

[Colenzo]

im glad I dont have crazy ass dreams like that

[Colenzo]

I used to but I dont anymore

[Zalius]

dude no, going to sleep high, then having a high dream, waking up and sitting on the edge of your bed contemplating what the fuck just happened in your brain is the bessssssssssssssssssssssst

[Ryko]

I was stone sober.

[Colenzo]

I hate the dreams where you have phantom pain and you wake up screaming. Fucking one dream I had, I was going after some crazy ass monster in this swamp that was fucking eating all my friends. It came up and took a huge chunk out of my side and I woke up screaming. lol

[Kiro]

I've never had any dreams where I'd wake up screaming and shit, but I remember waking up one time late at night when I was in the 5th grade and the door was slightly open and it cast this shadow on the room. I thought it was a fucking ghost and I freaked the fuck out, I couldn't even talk or move.

It was pretty awesome thinking back on it now, I've never been that scared since.

[Conrad]

I had a dream this morning and for the life of me I can't remember any of it now, but I do remember yelling "BOO" out loud while still asleep and actually scaring myself with it. I was also simultaneously aware of the fact that I had just yelled out something in my sleep and how stupid I must look to anyone not asleep or me, so in the end I would really like to remember what I was dreaming about.