Oral Sex, a Knife Fight and Then Sperm Still Impregnated Girl

[Cochise]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellnes...ory?id=9732562

Don't complain that I'm lazy just fix it if you cant click the link.

A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm.
Photo: Teen with no vagina discovered to be pregnant
A woman with a birth defect that left her without a vagina still got pregnant after she was stabbed shortly following oral sex with her partner. Doctors say the bittersweet story shows the incredible survival of sperm.
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In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina.

"Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple," so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via Caesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.

Her birth defect -- called Mullerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome -- didn't necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant.
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Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that "Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued."

The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach -- and therefore with little stomach acid around -- and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up.

"A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract," the authors wrote.

Infertility experts note the story, which resurfaced on a Discovery magazine blog, is not only a testament to Murphy's Law but one to arguably nature's most impressive swimmers: sperm.

[Lucavi]

What. The. Hell. am I reading?

[Abandon]

You lazy fuck.

[Titanss]

Can't click link.. too lazy. Please fix so can see in OP. Thank You.

[_chuchu]

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[deft]

At least he got his nut before being stabbed >.>

[Correction]

tl;dr

girl with no vagina blows new boyfriend
old boyfriend catches them, stabs girl in the stomach
doctors fix girl, apparently sperm escape both the stomach and the doctor's work in cleaning the wound, impregnate girl.
278 days later, girl gives birth.

obligatory skeptic's pov:

But some doctors are still suspicious of, or at least bewildered by the tale. The girl's birth defect is well known and by age 15, doctors say most girls would have been doubling over in pain with an abdomen filled with menstrual fluid that cannot escape.

The menstrual fluid of several periods would make it even more unlikely for a pregnancy to occur.

"She'd have pain all the time and would have a stomach full of blood all the time, and would have to be operated on, or she would eventually die," said Dr. Sherman J. Silber, director of the infertility center of Saint Louis at St. Luke's Hospital in Missouri.

Dr. Howard A. Zacur, a reproductive endocrinologist at Johns Hopkins, also had doubts. "The case report here suffers from the fact that an individual with a completely obstructed vaginal outlet would have been expected to have blood accumulation in the vagina, and/or uterus," he wrote in an e-mail.

The authors of the report guessed a pregnancy could only be possible if the girl had ovulated once or at most twice before her pregnancy.

[Acturus]

Jesus, she must've blown Michael Phelps.

[Meph]

Jesus, she must've blown Michael Phelps.

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9627/badumtish.jpg

[archibaldcrane]

Jesus, she must've blown Michael Phelps.

/thread

Nothing more can come of this.

[willriker]

I learned something!

Silber said he sees many couples who buy into the idea that they should time sex to coincide with the woman's ovulation. But Silber said the remarkable survivability of sperm means most couples don't have to change their normal sex lives at all.

"The average American married couple tends to have sex two or three days a week," said Silber, author of "How to Get Pregnant."

If sperm can survive for two or three days, that means the average sex life of an American married couple results in living sperm swimming around the woman's body every single day of the week.

"The practice to check when you ovulate and not to have sex until you're ovulating is stupid," Silber said.

Silber said because ovulation calendars and methods to detect ovulation are somewhat inaccurate, couples could miss ovulation and have sex too late.

"Twelve hours after ovulation, the eggs aren't good any more. You want to have the sperm there ready and waiting for when you ovulated," said Silber. "It's absolutely true that sperm can last a long time."

If you have sex with a woman who does not use condoms (married or w/e) and is in a relationship. Your dipping your penis into another mans sperm. Yet another reason to not cheat.

And for ladies, its gotta be kind of wierd to know that if your in a relationship and do not use condoms, you pretty much always have sperms swimming around in there.

[Gunitsoldier]

What the fuck. How is that even possible?

[willriker]

So, if your girl cheats on you. You didnt know, and dip your wanker into another mans sperms... does that make you gay?

[Gunitsoldier]

So, if your girl cheats on you. You didnt know, and dip your wanker into another mans sperms... does that make you gay?

I'm not even gonna try and think what you just said

[isladar]

Yeah holy shit wow. Like maybe once, okay, you're in college, it happens, but you double dip and YOU GAY, SON

[Chun Liroy]

Wait so... she has no vagina so she can't have sex? Or can she just can't get preggo? I'z confused.

[archibaldcrane]

How could you have sex without a vagina dude?

[Elvis]

How could you have sex without a vagina dude?

if you will it, it is no dream

[ZarakiKujata]

How could you have sex without a vagina dude?

anywhere theres a hole is okay to stick it in son.

[Moss]

That's fucking amazing. I didn't know there was a fluid called "ejaculate"