TSM

[#686578]

I love you! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I'd do anything for you! You like honey right? Well, I'll make sure you've ALWAYS got honey! I'll follow you around giving you honey! To ensure a constant supply, I'll set up a hive in my bladder! The bees can get in and out through my urethra! Then I'll be able to wee out honey for you! All over your yoghurt! Just watch out for the bees, that's all, although they will be friendly bees so it should be fine!

The only thing we'll need to be careful about is if a swarm of Japanese giant hornets find the hive, because if they do they will slaughter all the precious bees so they can break in to the hive and eat the larvae. I don't want 5,000 furious murderous giant Japanese hornets up my old chap, I think that would be really horrid. I don't want them to slaughter my bladder-bees, and I also fear the litres of venom injected in to my bits in the process would smart an awful lot. To avoid this eventuality I think it would be best if I shove a few thousand deadly scorpions up there to fight off any invading Japanese giant hornet swarms. Scorpions have the added advantage of glowing under UV light, which is TOTALLY COOL! You'll have to watch out for any escaping deadly scorpions while I'm widdling honey in to your yoghurt of course but that's a small price to pay right?

Mwah mwah superhugs and ultrakisses!

[Qalbert]

;_;

[Qalbert]

it's... so beautiul

[Mertron]

bees everywhere

your weapons are useless against them

[TheShadyMan]

awesome

[Charismatic]

I would be sad if TSM didn't like honey.

[TheShadyMan]

Who the fuck doesn't like honey?

[TheShadyMan]

I'll tell you.
Faggots.