Tiny dick or huge balls?
Tiny dick or huge balls?
tiny dick, has to be
Dick so large it goes around the world and
I had a piss that sprayed in 5 diff directions after a blowjob yesterday. Usually it's only two :/
I got 99 problems but a post-blowjob forked pee-stream ain't one.
Fwisshshshshh
neither, you have saggy balls
What's up with all these threads by new people?
Doesn't help when you pee sitting down.
umaddoggie?
I am not.
newfags calling newfags new.
new and exciting
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And as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger
I drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd wanna fuck me after saying the word...
lol
saggy balls, stop jerking off
I don't believe that has anything to do with jerking off sir.
Perhaps in the middle east they jerk off by tugging on their balls?