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    The ass pat

    What is it about athletes smacking each other on the ass translate to a good job?

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    cause it feels good man when you've got your penis in there

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    Ksandra, just stop.

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Seriously what the fuck did I just read?

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    you dont see a lot of hand-hand contact with force in a lot of athletes because they're afraid of some kind of hand injury occuring, even slight things like numbness etc from too hard of a slap can be a nuisance for the rest of the game in small samples

    thus, a light slap on the ass instead, because the ass is well padded

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    I would prefer not to.
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    i just made all of that up, but i think im on to something

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    if you look closely you can see the slapper smell his hand afterwards

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    makes sense, i guess

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    what are they watching out for?

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    wait your turn shiro, i was responding there and you budged

    freakin budger

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