fuck the police!

[Seanr]

I'm ridin in NE DC to go see this chick confident as shit all the windows down crankin 'Roger That'... thinkin I was untouchable cuz i had all my papers and shit straight for once. At least 6 different fuckin police followed me before one pulled me over. This is the first time I've stopped for one in years.

My first fucking mistake is not knowing where the damn registration was, maybe it was in the glove compartment (who the fuck puts gloves in there anyway?) but i can't open the bitch cuz the lock is broken.
Second fuck up is the damn tags are dead because it wasn't taken in for emissions testing in January.

Luckily the police didn't put a bullet in my ass for GP and he seemed to sense i was on a pussy mission so he let me go since my license is clean.

hmm I guess don't fuck the police?

[Ragnell]

trolld

[#686578]

Coming straight for my underwear

[Kiro]

Cooperation with cops = less chance of Rodney Kingin'.

[Chun Liroy]

crankin 'Roger That'...

This is your problem. Should get that fixed immediately.

[Conrad]

But they're a great band

[Chun Liroy]

But they're a great band

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[Meat]

This is your problem. Should get that fixed immediately.

it should been the dj noodles mix, cops would have been too busy two stepping to pull you over.

[Chun Liroy]

I blast DMX so people around me think I'm a hard motherfucker when in fact I listen to alicia keys more.

[Marcicus]

something something no justice no peace something something dont trust the police

[Kiro]

Obligatory.

[quannum]

instead of a war on poverty
they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Cooperation with cops = less chance of Rodney Kingin'.

Not being able to reach into glove box is good because it is one less thing to make a cop think you are reaching for other things. I always ask before moving my hands to reach for anything.

Back during the whole Rodney King thing, I was in the hard part of town and my reg was expired. I got stopped for the registration and the cop wanted to check what was in the trunk after getting my Id and stuff. I was almost in tears I was so nervous because Rodney King was all over the news. Embarrassing lol.

The cop asked me..

Cop: "Whats wrong maam?"
Me: "I'm just nervous.."
Cop: "Why are you nervous maam?"
Me: "Because I am black and you are a cop and you have a gun.."
Cop: (.....looks confused)
Me: "You know? Rodney King?"
Cop: "Oh that...(grins) don't worry maam, I'm not going to shoot you.."
Me: Sigh of relief..."Okay."

[Mertron]

i drive around town blasting the nigger song and i never get pulled over

[Kiro]

The nigger song, lol.

[Conrad]

dammit quannum stop being emo

[quannum]

dammit quannum stop being emo

see .. i wanna dispute that one, but if i was on the other side i know i'd be playing up as some drug user who wants to be left alone, so ...

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[Seanr]

I wasn't gettin a bullet put in my ass for nothin... I turned on all the lights in the car, put my hands out the window and the sunroof and shit lol. I told him 'MY WALLET IS IN MY LEFT POCKET I AM REACHING FOR IT NOW.'

[quannum]

next time, ask the cop if you can tase yourself. that should insure that you don't get shot or beaten

[Kiro]

Glow in the dark wallet so when you reach for it they won't automatically bust a cap in yo'ass.