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    Fake Doctors note

    what the titles says.
    anyone have any good sites or ever done this?
    or tips on how to make one.

    inb4 you lazy ass go to work.

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    This is fraud and you can lose more than just your job if the circumstances warrant it.

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    yeah, this is why i don't know if i will make it
    maybe ill just take the write up for not getting one but i was just wondering.

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    Why fake it? Spend the $20 copayment and get a real note. No insurance? Then tell work you were sick and didn't have the money to go to the doctor.

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    ^will do since i am poor as fuck anyways lol thnx guys for talking me out of being retarded

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    http://www.thefakedoctorsnote.com/

    2 seconds on google.


    Never used so can't vouch for it.

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    Or just get a really cool doctor like me and will make up anything you want for nothing! He really will. If I ask him for a note for 4 days, he'll be like "come by at 3:30" and I have it in my hands. Pretty cool guy. He's like 70 and on the verge of retiring, so I don't think he gives a fuck.

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    Cant you just go to the free clinic ask for a check up and get a note.

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    i could but why wait 3hrs inline

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    If you're that broke, how about you actually just go to work?

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    im not i just don't feel like going to the damn doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsuko_Asura View Post
    If you're that broke, how about you actually just go to work?
    hehe

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    wonder if i can trade food stamps for a doctors note.

    lawl

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    Wow really?

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    jokes

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    Throw yourself at the mercy of your county hospital/clinic, be there like 2 hours before they open and you should be a ok! (*'-')b

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    I've never made up a note completely, but I have altered a date to excuse me for a few extra days once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojin View Post
    wonder if i can trade food stamps for a doctors note.

    lawl
    Let's not make this into a Cream Soda thread

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