Random Fail: First World Problems

[Jefe]

Yeah, those are for suckers.

Anyway, I have a guest coming over so I've been cleaning the place. It wasn't that bad because I tend to keep my stuff clean. Unfortunately, I couldn't find the rubber gloves and now my hands are peeling off from all the water. My cutis is very delicate, sucks.

[Abandon]

Yall going to a Clippers game, by any chance?

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Man, I ate only Mcdonalds hashbrowns yesterday and bar chili after that. I've been shitting fire for the last 18 hours and it's not stopping

[myreality]

Talking to hot women at the bar and a discussions about our phones come up. I have an HTC One she has a galaxy . I unlock my phone and the first thing that pops up is one of cream sodas pictures flexing half naked on bg fitness. She then proceeds to walk away.


Fuck you CS for cock blocking me through my phone.........still drinking but now alone.

Edit: was browsing bg fitness when phone auto locked.

[Airenn]

Possibly the best thing that's ever happened on these forums. Amazing.

[Cream Soda]

Talking to hot women at the bar and a discussions about our phones come up. I have an HTC One she has a galaxy . I unlock my phone and the first thing that pops up is one of cream sodas pictures flexing half naked on bg fitness. She then proceeds to walk away.


Fuck you CS for cock blocking me through my phone.........still drinking but now alone.

Edit: was browsing bg fitness when phone auto locked.

I think you meant to post that in this thread
http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/120...Fuck-Ya-thread

[myreality]

I seriously had a chance to get laid tonight.

Dick

[Cream Soda]

You'll get no sympathy from me in that regard, my last date was 5 years ago

[BaneTheBrawler]

what is a "date"

[Cream Soda]

Out w/ a female in a non platonic/non group environment

[myreality]

You'll get no sympathy from me in that regard, my last date was 5 years ago

Find that girl that was looking at you hungrily in that photo where you were pretending to be a Bird.

Ask girl out, strip, ???, profit.

Drunk...

[BaneTheBrawler]

Out w/ a female in a non platonic/non group environment

never heard of it

[AidenCarby]

Shitty

[Aragon of Odin]

Trying to convince the gf to name our unborn Ragnar if it ends up being a boy, not going so well

[NynJa]

This just wound up on my twitter feed

@lolnope: cant stand line ups.. if i get to the cash and theres a line in front of me.. u better believe im dumping all that shit and walking out



"I shopped for an hour, now cause theres a 5 min lineup, im bailing."

[Mojo]

Hired someone to clean my place while I'm at work. Got several calls from them indicating that I had locked them out, they said they would return tomorrow. Got home and the door was still unlocked... Seems they were at the wrong house. 2014 and people can't be bothered to even look at Google maps.

[Melena]

Hired someone to clean my place while I'm at work. Got several calls from them indicating that I had locked them out, they said they would return tomorrow. Got home and the door was still unlocked... Seems they were at the wrong house. 2014 and people can't be bothered to even look at Google maps.

http://shawnbyfield.files.wordpress....pg?w=263&h=300

[Rocl]

That is one of the most ghetto things I've ever heard anyone do.

is this really so unusual

[Brill Weave]

Had a small bag of dog food in my laptop bag to give my dog(it was a sampler.) I go to lunch, come back an hour later and someone stole it. But left the laptop....

[Aksannyi]

I must have used a shitty razor this weekend when I shaved my legs because my legs have been itching nonstop since then. I didn't do anything unusual and I've been using the same lotions and soaps as always, but my legs feel like they're on fucking fire.

I mean god, I hate shaving already, let's not make it worse, right?