Bruised Genitals

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-27 19:19

I was sore pretty much in the entire area yes. Give it a few days and don't let her rampage on your junk in the future.

**Ratatapa** · 2012-05-27 19:22

Originally Posted by Ksandra

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/104...?highlight=cat

You need to pay royalties to use my threads!!!

**Sol-Blackguy** · 2012-05-27 19:41

Does she have a sister?

**Apelila** · 2012-05-27 22:21

Also this being the internet, where there are no girls, I'm surprised no one's asked for pics to confirm your lady friends lady status.

Myself I'm more interested in seeing what the 'bruise' looks like. I've probably seen/done worse :D

**Milkster** · 2012-05-27 22:33

>>Claims to have rough sex.
>> Too rough of a blowjob.

Amateurs.

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-27 23:16

i love how he goes THIS BLOWJOB HURTS TOO MUCH, TIME FOR A QUICKIE

**Apelila** · 2012-05-27 23:48

Protip: if oral hurts, tell her to quit using teeth.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-28 07:48

Hold up this is from a blowjob?

**Zansho** · 2012-05-28 08:59

my EXACT thoughts.. this is from a fucking blowjob?!!! What was she doing, trying to kick start a vacuum cleaner type blowjob? Geesh. Kids these days.

Tonko · 2012-05-28 10:28

You might have an inguinal herina. It could be incarcerated, which would cause the pain. Get it checked out by a doctor.

**Francisco** · 2012-05-28 11:04

A few years back, a co-worker hurt his inner thigh muscle trying to climb over some shit.

He bought some Icy Hot and lathered it on the injured area.

Some rubbed off, and got on his balls.

He went home sick that day - described it as the worst agony ever... so I'd stay away from the Icy Hot in this case.

**Ragnus** · 2012-05-28 11:36

So she was on top and crushed ya? Perhaps a penile fracture?

**Warudo Ecksu** · 2012-05-28 11:59

I just saw something like this happen to Schmidt on new girl. They put his dick in a cast for a couple of episodes. Go get a cast for your dick.

**Stumblingdrunk** · 2012-05-28 12:40

Originally Posted by Francisco

A few years back, a co-worker hurt his inner thigh muscle trying to climb over some shit.

He bought some Icy Hot and lathered it on the injured area.

Some rubbed off, and got on his balls.

I did this with mineral ice a very long time ago. It was unpleasant

**LittleSlurpee** · 2012-05-28 18:08

Originally Posted by Apelila

Also this being the internet, where there are no girls, I'm surprised no one's asked for pics to confirm your lady friends lady status.

Myself I'm more interested in seeing what the 'bruise' looks like. I've probably seen/done worse :D

Yeah.. There's no girls, here.. >> ... So where are these pics? I'm curios to see the bruise too.. ahem....

**Mojo** · 2012-05-28 18:44

Blow job wasn't the only thing that happened that night. Just thought it might have been worth mentioning because of the heightened sensitivity that occurred. I was actually fearing an inguinal hernia (I think I may have had a mild case of this for some time that could have been somehow agitated by everything.) It was hurting so bad I actually found a way to opt into a health care package my school offers in case I needed a 3 AM ER visit, although the pain seems to have subsided, so I'll probably wait til tomorrow morning before I go in and see someone.

**Kerberoz** · 2012-05-28 19:29

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