While driving down US-1 in South Florida

[Odon]

I spot a billboard.

This is a magical billboard

This was a billboard telling me

Spoiler: show

http://www.whocanisue.com/

Time to get paid.

Other observations of merit -

There is a Walgreens, Publix, Some sort of Cash 4 Gold business and a Pain Clinic in every shopping center. No exceptions.

Checker's fries are the best fries ever. if you disagree you are wrong.

The majority of drivers on this 8 lane road simply do not give a fuck about signaling and will go from the furthest right lane to the very inner one in one fell swoop with no blinker. Others will follow suit.

The only other person wearing jeans I saw in the mall was the gay guy helping me at Express.

There is a "University" in a shopping center next to a Publix.

There were a lot of nice butts in very low cut shorts. I enjoy the warm weather and I can only hope NY will catch up quickly.

I entered a "Golden Corral" with my friend because I've never been in one and I've seen commercials. I'm pretty sure this is 75% of what is wrong with America in one place.

Every bar, pub, or place to drink we passed has some kind of $1-$2 Draft special. I like this idea.

I got a text message from that crazy bitch I posted about in that thread a couple weeks back saying "I need to end this, you never talk to me." Things work out in time. I will post her nudes when I get home. I am now a "Free" man again.


I will think of more and post.

[Tajin]

I'm glad you're not like the many faggots in this forum that wont ROOOOAD TRIP

[Ivve]

I entered a "Golden Corral" with my friend because I've never been in one and I've seen commercials. I'm pretty sure this is 75% of what is wrong with America in one place.

the only reason to go into a golden corral is to ridicule the patrons. fact.

[Odon]

Seriously it is, I've never seen so much wrong in one place and I do social work in the fucking ghettos of NYC

[Odon]

The fat black woman behind the counter of Walgreens refused to sell me Codeine tablets on the basis my ID is from New York and I am probably some Florida kid who is underage looking to get high. I kindly reminded her that this is South Florida and if I wanted to get high on painkillers I would either go to one of the many pain clinics that hand them out like candy or spend 5 minutes asking people on the street for them. This did not go over well with her and she told me that I "Betta not act no fool up in here or I'm funna call da police you dirty junkie yo momma ain't raised you right comin in here tryin to get high best belead dat i wont sell you no pills uh uh no way no how child"

That was better than any purchase of opiates.

[Odon]

Funny enough I was born in West Palm, I moved to NY when I was 13 because the school system down here was complete shit. And it appears to still be.

[Odon]

I was watching the news last night, apparently there was some change to Florida law that forced smaller class room sizes, and now they are trying to exploit a loop-hole in the law by changing like 600+ classes to extracurricular activities.

Many years later, still the same shit.

[Odon]

I was born here : http://www.goodsamaritanmc.com/en-US/Pages/default.aspx

[Qalbert]

wheres them nudes

[Odon]

About 1,250 miles up the coast line in New York on my home computer.

[Qalbert]

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[Qalbert]

WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE BOOBS ON MY COMPUTER

[Odon]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Boobs

[Qalbert]

[Mertron]

oh my god its raining cardboard boxes

[#686578]

Funny enough I was born in West Palm, I moved to NY when I was 13 because the school system down here was complete shit. And it appears to still be.

Yup

I was watching the news last night, apparently there was some change to Florida law that forced smaller class room sizes, and now they are trying to exploit a loop-hole in the law by changing like 600+ classes to extracurricular activities.

Many years later, still the same shit.

Not exactly, there's a lot more to it, but yup.

[Antithesis]

Born here: http://www.hialeahhosp.com/en-US/Pages/default.aspx

Which pisses me off because my sister was born in Jackson. Fucking bitch has been getting all the better shit since before I was even born.