Stephen Hawking Revelation

[pahnphoenix]

recent guardian article contains startling revelation:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...e-is-no-heaven

you guys may want to discuss the stuff about god and the afterlife, but i'm posting this to point out the more surprising news that stephen hawking is apparently the head of cerberus, and probably has some shit to say to "shyeprd."

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...awking-008.jpg

[Moss]

I can hear the Illusive Man theme now.

[Tyche]

Einstein v Hawking rap battle has prevented me from taking Hawking seriously.

[Pikarya]

Einstein v Hawking rap battle has prevented me from taking Hawking seriously.

^This

[Kuya]

Stephen Hawking: 'There is no heaven; it's a fairy story'

How shrill.

[Kryssan]

Can't say I see a revelation here. Hawking's been saying the same things since.... yeah.

[Woozie]

Can't say I see a revelation here. Hawking's been saying the same things since.... yeah.

As we discussed in the LHC thread, the media thinks everything Hawking says is news. And it's so annoying. I blame the media, Kaylia blames Hawking, etc.

[Flarega]

Fuck you hawking I ain't queer.

[Mizango]

As we discussed in the LHC thread, the media thinks everything Hawking says is news. And it's so annoying.

Yep. He literally can be talking to his friend on the sidewalk outside of a cafe, and what he says will make the front page. Its always entertaining when Hawkins speaks because the righteous will come and turn this into 9 pages of "He hates god, wheelchair, lol, disabled".

[Rabidelly]

A scientist who doubts the existence of God or an afterlife?! He'll feel silly come May 21st.

[bigrougabagel]

the media thinks everything Hawking says is news. And it's so annoying.

Yep. I think that's all we needed here. /thread

[Moss]

Can't say I see a revelation here. Hawking's been saying the same things since.... yeah.

I think the revelation is that he is the Illusive Man.

[tyven]

^ itt people that didn't read this thread

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[Shuvo]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1623

[Vendog]

From TMZ.com

Kirk -- who is HUGELY active in his evangelist church -- tells TMZ Hawking has no scientific evidence to back his claim that Heaven is merely a, "Fairy story for people afraid of the dark."

Cameron tells us, "Professor Hawking is heralded as 'the genius of Britain,' yet he believes in the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything and that life sprang from non-life."

He adds, "Why should anyone believe Mr. Hawking's writings if he cannot provide evidence for his unscientific belief that out of nothing, everything came?"

So how does John Lennon fit in to all this? Cameron explains:

"[Hawking] says he knows there is no Heaven. John Lennon wasn't sure. He said to pretend there's no Heaven. That's easy if you try. Then he said he hoped that someday we would join him."

"Such wishful thinking reveals John and Stephen's religious beliefs, not good science."

So there you have it ... Stephen Hawking and a Beatle connected through Mike Seaver.

BOOM!

Edit: That's a quote from Kirk Cameron

[Kuya]

Who?

[Kerberoz]

Who?

[Moosey]

^This

I don't really care about anything else in this thread, but this video series is FUCKING AWESOME. Love it. Thank you.

[Tekki]

then explain the pineapple...

[Rhyis.]

Why have I never seen this before? Sweet Jeebus.