FINALLY Milk worthy to touch my mouth.

**Darkslitter** · 2011-06-29 23:00

Originally Posted by Bat Shit Insanity

Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest. Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London. Each of the carefully selected girls offer subtle differences of background, yet what they share is most important. All are waiting to clean your milk with their mouths. That is our promise to you!

To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know.

**Alleya** · 2011-06-29 23:07

This stuff is for plebeians. Do you drink boxed wine, too? A true gentleman has his milk gargled by a delicate 14 year old who has never felt the light of our life giving sun, on the eve of the winter solstice, as she loses her virginity to a purebred stallion in the moonlight. A single drop of her maiden's head blood for flavor, and then maybe I'll consider drinking it.

**Mertron** · 2011-06-29 23:13

why do they call him snowball?

**Kuya** · 2011-06-29 23:17

great thread, and i value at at three fiddy

**Darkslitter** · 2011-06-29 23:19

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

why do they call him snowball?

before he drinks his milk, he likes to have it spit backed into his mouth while kissing, it's called snowballing

**Mertron** · 2011-06-29 23:20

he gets off on this?

**Darkslitter** · 2011-06-29 23:22

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

he REQUESTS off on this?

he gets off on it

**Mertron** · 2011-06-29 23:24

i have failed as a lover and a human being

**Mertron** · 2011-06-29 23:25

i only know this because sylvan didnt snowball him, i did

THIRTY SIX!

**Darkslitter** · 2011-06-29 23:25

wait is that including me?

**Mertron** · 2011-06-29 23:26

...

**Mertron** · 2011-06-29 23:26

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY MILK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!

**Shiroikage** · 2011-06-29 23:38

ye olde

**Darkslitter** · 2011-06-29 23:39

yeah clerks was made in the 90s we know

**Ragnell** · 2011-06-29 23:54

I posted this awhile back..

**Shiroikage** · 2011-06-29 23:58

It was on Reddit at least a month ago.

**Kuya** · 2011-06-30 00:00

yes but reddit is fags

**Darkslitter** · 2011-06-30 00:07

Originally Posted by Ragnell

I posted this awhile back..

http://i54.tinypic.com/2je7g3q.png
I've been gone

**Conrad** · 2011-06-30 08:08

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...veChapelle.jpg

**Ragnell** · 2011-06-30 08:23

Originally Posted by Darkslitter

http://i54.tinypic.com/2je7g3q.png
I've been gone

Fair enough

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