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    @ Seta

    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    that fucking guy

    you should jerk off in his shampoo


    Girl I forgive you for this because you don't have a penis and you haven't had time to think about the best ways/reason to jerk off into shit, but this is wrong girl.


    You need to jerk off into the moisturizer, see the shampoo gets washed off. You want them to be walkin around all day with your baby batter splashed on them. Also if you get really good at it you can train your sperm to live inside the moisturizer and then attack the person from the inside.


    Edit: I'm fucking high this should be @Sera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Girl I forgive you for this because you don't have a penis and you haven't had time to think about the best ways/reason to jerk off into shit, but this is wrong girl.
    You need to jerk off into the moisturizer, see the shampoo gets washed off. You want them to be walkin around all day with your baby batter splashed on them. Also if you get really good at it you can train your sperm to live inside the moisturizer and then attack the person from the inside.
    ROFL

    I'll forgive YOU for misspelling my name.

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    girl I tried to edit it, I'm high.

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    i'm so jealous ; ;

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    Nah man I'm high cause I got the top wisdom teeth taken out today, I gotta get the bottoms out in two weeks. Shit sucks ;_;

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    eww i have to do that this year at some point as well, also back surgery lololoololol

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    dentists are doctors so just have him do the back surgery at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    girl I tried to edit it, I'm high.
    you did edit it but some stupid mod changed it back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    dentists are doctors so just have him do the back surgery at the same time
    solid logic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Nah man I'm high cause I got the top wisdom teeth taken out today, I gotta get the bottoms out in two weeks. Shit sucks ;_;
    Sucks, man.
    I don't even have wisdom teeth.

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    I'm not looking forward to the bottom ones cause they are really impacted and pushing into the teeth that are in front of them. Life is going to be good once they're finally fucking out tho.

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    all 4 of mine are impacted

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    Ouch. That fucking sucks.

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    Also fuck the price to get them out. Shit is expensive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    all 4 of mine are impacted
    Jesus christ.
    That's not going to be fun.

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    yeah it's going to be awful, lol. i keep putting it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Also fuck the price to get them out. Shit is expensive!
    Land of the free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Land of the free.
    free because no one goes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Nah man I'm high cause I got the top wisdom teeth taken out today, I gotta get the bottoms out in two weeks. Shit sucks ;_;
    I was gonna say I thought you quit, but man, that sucks. I feel sorry for you and Sera. I was blessed with one healthy wisdom tooth that's been in my mouth peacefully for about five years now. The dentist told me I probably won't get the other three either.

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