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  1. 2012-04-26 23:25 #1
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    If you were offered an on-call job...

    ...and the only discussion aside from the position and the amount it pays is the attire. If I said "Khakis" are fine, how would you interpret that to show up on your first day?

    Ridiculous answers are welcome, but earnest ones are what I am aiming for.
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    Stop. I am still angry that this happened. Fucking retarded.
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    khakis, no shirt
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    I'd wear khakis but I would make sure they were wrinkled a bit just to stick it to the man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    ...and the only discussion aside from the position and the amount it pays is the attire. If I said "Khakis" are fine, how would you interpret that to show up on your first day?

    Ridiculous answers are welcome, but earnest ones are what I am aiming for.
    khakis and a polo prob?
  6. 2012-04-26 23:33 #6
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    Honestly shiro, if you came in without a shirt I still think it wouldn't be as bad as this.
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    he had khaki shorts, flip flops, and a tank top didn't he
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Honestly shiro, if you came in without a shirt I still think it wouldn't be as bad as this.
    Did he come in wearing a military uniform?
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    jorts and one of those tanktop shirts where the sleeve hole goes all the way down the side
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    Khakis and a white undershirt, prob. Assuming they are giving you a shirt or something, then polo.
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    Windbreaker pants.
  12. 2012-04-26 23:37 #12
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    Khakis, dress shirt, tie in your pocket, do as the romans do.
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    swishswishswishswishswishswishswishswish
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    serious answer btw, that's what I'd do
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Windbreaker pants.
    lewl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Windbreaker pants.
    wowowowowowowowow
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    Tell me they were break away
  18. 2012-04-26 23:40 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatguardian View Post
    serious answer btw, that's what I'd do
    Yeah my first day I came in with a suit but my tie was in my laptop bag. This was an on-call IT job with at least 90 hours available off the bat.

    Gig pays 100/hr too <_<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post
    Tell me they were break away
    I think he would have gotten the job if they were. Even if he didn't have a more appropriate pair of pants under them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post
    Tell me they were break away
    Omg that would have been fucking hilarious. No underwear too.

    "alrightalrightalright! They gonna learn today!"
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