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  1. 2012-04-29 22:45 #1
    Ksandra
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    I woke up yesterday morning

    and decided to pop out one of these for the hell of it:







    XD surprise?

    Born at 3:33 pm, weighing 7 lbs, 8 oz. Name is Mackenzie.

    inb4 haters gonna hate.
  2. 2012-04-29 22:46 #2
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    grats
  3. 2012-04-29 22:51 #3
    Ksandra
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    I knew I was preggo, just only told a few people. Didn't need dead baby jokes when my emotions were shitty.
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    no one in spam would make dead baby jokes. kids are alot of work and a pain in the ass, horrible name btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    no one in spam would make dead baby jokes
    lol
  6. 2012-04-29 22:56 #6
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    Boy or girl? Going to be parents who defy gender roles and such? Pink is not a girl color, only men who can't pull it off say that.
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    Neither is anything in the purple family or of the purple persuasion.
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    Congratulations!
    Girl or a boy?
  9. 2012-04-29 22:57 #9
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    Congratulations

    And now, other alternatives...
    I woke up yesterday morning
    What's the good news?

    Alternative: Why make a dead baby joke when living with you is gonna be way worse?
    Alternatively: Now you can teach your kid to drop "irregardless" as a "real word" and spend family time getting mocked for it.

    No but seriously, congratulations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Boy or girl? Going to be parents who defy gender roles and such? Pink is not a girl color, only men who can't pull it off say that.
    hell yeah, i loved pink and red as a kid
  11. 2012-04-29 22:58 #11
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    but seriously I had to go through a scary period of not seeing a doctor for three months even though I had insurance (long boring story, but basically america's health system is amazing ) I really didn't need shit talking from anyone at that time. For sure, there will be jokes now, but she's insanely healthy, so I don't give a fuck.

    My first trimester was pretty bad on the emotion front. I couldn't allow myself to watch the Walking Dead until after the baby popped out because I couldn't stop wanting to cry and throw up at the same time. Now we can have fun on netflix
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Boy or girl? Going to be parents who defy gender roles and such? Pink is not a girl color, only men who can't pull it off say that.
    It's a fucking newborn, who cares?
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    You'd be surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    but seriously I had to go through a scary period of not seeing a doctor for three months even though I had insurance (long boring story, but basically america's health system is amazing ) I really didn't need shit talking from anyone at that time. For sure, there will be jokes now, but she's insanely healthy, so I don't give a fuck.
    This is genuinely terrifying.
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    Can't blame you for being scared about it.
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    Is the baby yours?
  17. 2012-04-29 23:01 #17
    Ksandra
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Congratulations!
    Girl or a boy?
    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Boy or girl? Going to be parents who defy gender roles and such? Pink is not a girl color, only men who can't pull it off say that.

    girl

    As much as I don't give a fuck about colors, (actually I think guys in pink are pretty sexy) I can't deny her the amount of FUCKING GOING TO DIE FROM CUTENESS hello kitty clothes they have nowadays. I already have some blue clothes, but reality is I just can't avoid having fun with some of these dresses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    You'd be surprised.
    I probably wouldn't be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    girl

    As much as I don't give a fuck about colors, (actually I think guys in pink are pretty sexy) I can't deny her the amount of FUCKING GOING TO DIE FROM CUTENESS hello kitty clothes they have nowadays. I already have some blue clothes, but reality is I just can't avoid having fun with some of these dresses.
    This is good. I always thought Mackenzie made a better girl's name than a boy's name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Is the baby yours?
    She's almost a clone of my husband, so maybe not!
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