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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Fucking Ballers

    Ok, so last trip to Vegas (EVO) we had a table at Pure. The guy in the table next to us was like a well dressed yuppie from the 50's (think mad men). We hit it off and went after gangs of chicks together and we kicked it the whole time during EVO.

    Fast forward to today, we have been friends on FB and we started talking about balling. He balls WAAAAAAAAY harder than I could have imagined but he makes the same salary as me, this is how:

    Works Internationally, in Dubai mostly.

    Thus, he pays 0 taxes on the first 95k he makes and then normal rate after that. When you live internationally on behalf of your company, all your expenses are covered. So he straight up POCKETS 100k a year MINIMUM.

    Lesson to be learned, if you want to ball, work international. Got the nigga lookin out for me to get me into the shit he doin. Tryin to get on that 250k/yr tax free tip.

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    ib4 no1curr, if you are content with the brokeness of you life just stay the fuck out

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    Re: Fucking Ballers

    So how does it make you feel now that you have shared this with people on the internet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    So how does it make you feel now that you have shared this with people on the internet?
    Good venting, fuck man, no matter how high up you get, there are always people balling fucking harder.

    God damnit I need to get adopted by the saudi royal family

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    So how does it make you feel now that you have shared this with people on the internet?
    lol

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    By dubai standards he's about as broke as travis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    lol
    I'm posting pictures of myself flexing in front of a mirror. Before anyone complains, if you are content with your fatness or how scrawny you are, stay out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Good venting, fuck man, no matter how high up you get, there are always people balling fucking harder.

    God damnit I need to get adopted by the saudi royal family
    Played xi with some dudes from Qatar for a minute, dudes are fucking loaded.

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    I feel like balling is code for something else. Are you able to sit comfortable after "talking" to this guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    By dubai standards he's about as broke as travis.
    He was telling me about that. Basically all the, "club hoes" are pretty much there to date sheiks and other really high nobility. He is an engineer sales guy so he gets totally fucked by the fact that he is not a billionaire in a land of billionaire. But, he can clean up with the chicks there to teach english or some other engineer chicks that are there. But yeah, mostly suffering.

    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Played xi with some dudes from Qatar for a minute, dudes are fucking loaded.
    You aint fucking lyin man. I was in Kuwait and every fucking car was some BMW and above. All the retail employees were essentially slaves from some 3rd world asian country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    I'm posting pictures of myself flexing in front of a mirror. Before anyone complains, if you are content with your fatness or how scrawny you are, stay out.
    Ballin

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    Fucking Ballers

    If you have time to constantly remind niggas of how hard you ballin', ya ain't. If you gotta constantly remind niggas of how hot you are, you ain't. If you gotta remind niggas of how good a troll you are, ya ain't.


    Because if you were, niggas wouldn't need you to remind them every 5 minutes, and you'd be too busy being awesome to bother anyway.

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    If you had any reading comprehension abilities (dont take the lsat btw) you would know this isn't about me.

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    Fucking Ballers

    Wasn't addressing you, was making a general statement. As you can see, nowhere in that post did I address you personally. Perhaps it is you who needs the literacy help.


    But my, how the guilty do speak, and quickly too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Wasn't addressing you, was making a general statement. As you can see, nowhere in that post did I address you personally. Perhaps it is you who needs the literacy help.


    But my, how the guilty do speak, and quickly too.
    Well, since I have reading comprehension skills, Im able to infer who you are speaking about based on the conversation at hand. Something you should work on my lil chubby dearest :*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Well, since I have reading comprehension skills, Im able to infer who you are speaking about based on the conversation at hand. Something you should work on my lil chubby dearest :*
    I'll infer that you're still speaking to me, since you never have anything original to call me that is not related to my weight or physical appearance. That said, if you felt that anything in my other post (which was in actuality a general statement and intended as such) applied to you, that's your problem, not mine. You made an assumption, probably based on your own insecurities, which you work so hard on this forum to compensate for. Why? No one could possibly give a less of a fuck. Save your energy and drop the facade. Give yourself ONE place where you don't have to be a complete fraud, since you seem to have to maintain that beyond the Internet as well. No one will care at all. I doubt anyone would even notice.

    Mainly because you're painfully boring now.

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    this sera and conformity spat is so fucking annoying.

    Keep this faggotry out spam. thx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    this sera and conformity spat is so fucking annoying.

    Keep this faggotry out spam. thx
    Nigga you CAN go back to GD. No one will miss you. You're just leaky GD as it is.

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    hate when people who marry into citizenship tell people with work visas to gtfo

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    fucking lol


    Look Sweetheart no one cares you're so sensitive about body issues you get trolled so hard by conformity.

    every..single..time.

    I'm sorry you're so starved for attention that you constantly pick fights when clearly noone gives a fuck. Nor do people care to hear constantly that you're Ryko's fatass wife.


    you name drop him so many times its started to look pretty sad honey.

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