just reminding u that spam forum was invented for me and you are all my peasant underlings

[Zalius]

max was involved but lets face it we all know who really gets shit done around here

as you may or may not recall spam forum was at my behest

but you probably dont recall

enjoy the space ive created for you little fuckrags

ungrateful shits

theres a reason ive achieved this level of glory

youre fuckin welcome

cunts

[Zalius]

lets start this morning off with a dive into what its like to be a self employed glorious entity

[Zalius]

i had processed coconut milk because i still do peasant things in the winter

[Zalius]

its raining and windy but i dont mind because i have 1 light on in my own private rv on 120 acres which i commandeered for fun

[Zalius]

ill be leaving to colorado specifically for the weed as soon as i feel like it, i can go today but im working

[Zalius]

by working i mean i can get paid for work right now but im procrastinating

[Zalius]

i have about 3 hours worth of work that will pull me approx $210, i can go for 6 but like ehhhhhhhhhhh

[Zalius]

at some point i will go fuck with the turkies and perhaps go foraging for cactus pears since there are like 2,000 ripe on this property

[Zalius]

i will need to bring a 22 though as there are also rattlesnakes, can you mace rattlesnakes

[Zalius]

i will play guitar if i feel like playing guitar

[Zalius]

should really wash those dishes

[Zalius]

i have to go to colorado soon though because the top of america is gonna freeze in like 24 hours

[Zalius]

even though im banking i still wanna catch a CL rideshare up outta texas because fuck $225 to ride on a greyhound god fucking damn

[Zalius]

i owe this 1 guy $65 worth of work and he's convinced he's going to convince me to do shit for like $6 an hour to make up for it but ill just give his ass $65 but he wants my work more than he wants my money, i am half tempted to just ruin the business relationship but sometimes he pays me acceptably so ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Zalius]

i like talking to the cows but they just run

[Zalius]

shit is muddy and cold so i cant go jogging

[Zalius]

yeah think ill just go to colorado today FUCK I DONT WANNA GREYHOUND

[Zalius]

UNLESS I FIND A RIDE OUT OF HOUSTON AND JUST GREYHOUND TO HOUSTON?

[Zalius]

ok i dont have anymore time for this shit fuck off bye

[BaneTheBrawler]

no u