AGIA World Factbook: Dossier of Dorks

[Andalusian girls]

One day AG is gonna release the spreadsheet he has on all of us.

Now I wanna know what AG has memorized about everyone

alright fuckos here's what i got locked in my head

Day - more like gay

Fondue - ironic 4chan racist, most important things in his life are his bike and his girl, not sure which he loves more. super into Germany so prolly also an unironic 4chan racist.

Ksandra - has like 8 kids, family was Coptic Egyptian. actually only half of family but the other half was boring so yolo. mother couldn't find Coptic Church so fucked with Eastern Orthodoxy growing up. teacher. was a virgin and husband was a virgin when they met, probably both still virgins. 2 children the daughter is a ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me chick the son is a bit of a pussywillow.

Anoat - Roranora

Roranora - Anoat

Moss - in love with Luka Doncic but when he closes his eyes can make love to him through Trae Young.

Kisada - future NBA champion.

Dimmauk - Texan, into watching his wife bang other guys. prolly why he's so into the NBA. our dads died at like the exact same time so we may be half-brothers.

Day - Virginian brother from the holler, grandpa shot varmints while daddy worried about Injuns. mum passed from the big c. went to nerd college for arts, lived with lesbians, girlfriend had schmaschorchin and it scarred. Deadhead. Toolhead. hates being summarized and dismissed as privileged straight white male when life hasn't had much privilege and spent half of it rebelling from the ignorance and prejudice of his upbringing. Obama bro to Bernie bro to disillusionment bro. like all disillusioned idealists now cynical. still gay.

Yuri - died of AIDS

Milkster - all the straight white boys can't stop thinking about his dick. p militant but quick to make a joke. body builder. loves Lana. former Navy bro.

Nynjo - snow frog, hates Alberta, used to be a misogynist but has cooled off lately. seems to be really into his girlfriend and it's harder to believe all women are out to get you when you love one.

Tyven - p fat, into Jawns which is some kind of STD from Philadelphia (id est some kind of STD). ruining the country but keeping himself stuffed with johns through lobbying. good taste in shows/movies. black.

Bum - not black.

Tokitoki - face of the forum.

Vaspinne - only Canadian when the Raptors have Kawhi Leonard.

Deejay -flopped his way onto this list.

Demosthenes - went to Catholic school, speaks some Latin, lives in England now or is English or fuckin something to do with England. likes his kid more than anyone else likes their kid. math / computer science boi.

Dotsudoku - in love with me. impeccable taste.

Sath - southie trash. believes alcohol keeps you hydrated. probably Irish.

Salodin - one of those islanders who are a filthy people and we will speak of them no more. in real life i just spit.

Archibald - 3 kids one has the makings of a varsity serial killer. from the Midwest (Wisconsin?) where he got college paid for and a used Mercury Tracer. lifelong virgin before he broke into editing for hollyyywooodd then got laid a lot then met his wife. hasn't read a book since college but p sure Vox can explain the world. grandma was Bohemian before it was cool. dad fat but working on it. doesn't know Mischa Barton. seems to love his wife a lot.

Rhyis - filthy Canadian dick punching enthusiast who yolo'd his way through college and independence as a teenager. also loves Archi's wife a lot.

kuronosan - janitor who deals with medical waste or something.

Mertron - balding, lit bro, also a clit bro MIRITE AYYYYYYYYY

Mertron - but no seriously p bald. loves white men with pens. has Macbeth moaning about being a bitch tattooed on his body. dram tam.

Zealot - jewish but looks normal. law boi. recently ended LTR with Shakespeare gal. into Russians with big tits as long as they aren't too dumb. was gonna be president. loves comics more than anyone but also reads book books. sharp but melancholy. not a stupid piece of shit whom i've started to hate. did research on Syrian WMDs and the viability of a US strike on them.

Zetanio - makes too much money to associate with us anymore.

Gredival - Chinese orphan, raised by like everyone fuckin Indonesians other Chineses Pinoys think a Spaniard snuck in there. demanding parents whose Tantalus love was conditional and unobtainable. the most multidisciplinary erudite member of the board along with me but i know he rarely reads primary source texts in their entirety but instead opts for academic summaries with contextual commentary ADMIT IT GRED YOU'VE NEVER READ DISCIPLINE AND PUNISH YOU READ SOME KIND OF AGGREGATED DECONSTRUCTIONISM PRIMER THAT PULLED QUOTES FROM FOUCAULT. not that into Kings.

dasva - honestly who

Niiro - super into fiddles and fire

Fiye - a nice boy, Latina wife but hasn't been stabbed yet. super into FFXIV. liberal as heck but decent for it. signed up for seamen for years which is weird for a communist but i guess they made an exception since he was gay. has some kids. only kind of into them.

Byrthnoth - easily recognized by the large, distinctive black patches around its eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. belongs to the order Carnivora but is a folivore. will occasionally eat other grasses, wild tubers, or even meat in the form of birds, rodents, or carrion. in captivity may receive honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, or bananas along with specially prepared food.

6souls - sellout.

Prothescar - didn't like Mass Effect Andromeda

Mass Effect Andromeda - more like Mess Effect Andromenah

Aerin - a sweet boy, one of the few forumers actually capable of evaluating evidence and letting his opinion evolve when most of us dig in our heels in desperate flailing attempts to be right on the internet. as such an untrustworthy flip-flopper and not to be taken seriously.

Tyche - Kentucker, nurse, hick.

Bane - prolly finally shit himself to death.

DrClout - a real one.

Xno - Dominican from the island, came over to Jew York with ma where immigration massacred his name. fucked up chickens on grandpa's ranch. in the shit in Afghanistan, boy after boy seeking treatment for molestation injuries in a culture that condoned it sticks with him. did sex crimes for years, now DoD doing DoD shit. boxing aficionado followed it forever did ammy stuff for a decade. new father. only other fucko here who speaks Spanish (besides Kuya but Kuya went off to assassinate the governor or something). un hermano de buen corazón y ojos que han visto demasiado.

Cichy - Irish.

guartz - hates communists the amount communists should be hated.

[Andalusian girls]

sorry to everyone i forgot it's just that you don't fuckin matter at all

[Andalusian girls]

[Zealot]

Holy shit that Syrian thing was like 6 years ago did I mention it recently?

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[Day]

2real4me

[Demosthenes]

LOL

[Demosthenes]

This is almost a spam heyday post, almost.

[Rhyis.]

i feel like i'm being stereotyped as a stalker just 'cause i'm single. i dunno if i've even seen a pic of archi's wife

[Tokitoki]

Did anyone ever reach out to Zet after his single post? I friended him I think, then forgot Discord existed.

[Xno Kappa]

I legit spat out my drink at the ksandra “both are probably still virgins” lmaooooo.

And god damn, I don’t even remember ever posting about the shit with my name when I came over to the states.

[Day]

He described me so well im a lil spooked

[Day]

Lmao at anoat=raonora I feel like I said the same thing once

Anoat is my pokemon go buddy tho

[Roranora]

everything checks out

[Dimmauk]

everything checks out

Yup.

[Anoat]

Wait a minute, I have a twin?!

[Anoat]

Lmao at anoat=raonora I feel like I said the same thing once

Anoat is my pokemon go buddy tho

Friend me BG folks and you too can receive gifts from me daily that include poke balls and possibly up to 200 star dust YEAH

[Xno Kappa]

Anoat is my FF15 is the greatest buddy.

Roranora is my sports memorabilia buddy.

[Roranora]

Wait a minute, I have a twin?!

my man, i like how you share those top-shelf Olive Garden tips & tricks with us

[D44kpunk]

I only got half the references. Quite unfortunate

[Dimmauk]

i feel like i'm being stereotyped as a stalker just 'cause i'm single. i dunno if i've even seen a pic of archi's wife

I think we need a reminder of what Archie's wife looks like. I remember she loves the Spurs, so probably hot