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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    What's been the worst ghosting excuse you've used or heard before

    Had a guy, who had my number, supposedly show up to my house but he didn't know which one it was. Instead of calling me, he texted me he couldn't find it and left.

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    I’m not sure what to make for dinner tonight. Leaning towards just making some pollo guisado.

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    HABS SUCK!!!!!
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    Im gonna make a chicken wrap after the gym, then relax and watch the hockey game.

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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    Like work explosive diarrhea is a good one

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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    I also use my dog gets sick a lot.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Maybe you should git gud, so you don’t get ghosted in the first place.

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    Banned.

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    Think we're having stuffed peppers

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    HABS SUCK!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Maybe you should git gud, so you don’t get ghosted in the first place.
    LMAO

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    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    My brother sent me a free HelloFresh box.

    Sent from my SM-N960U using Tapatalk

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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    I'm in the ER is great too. Save a few snaps and you're set

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    one time i told a girl i was wounded by an explosive and rendered impotent because i had just read A Farewell to Arms

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    but ghosting people is mean and you shouldn't do it

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    Banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    I'm in the ER is great too. Save a few snaps and you're set
    Ha. Your first post was better

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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Maybe you should git gud, so you don’t get ghosted in the first place.
    When you have intercourse without your arms getting tired from lifting so many flaps and folds let us know how it goes.

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    Banned.

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    Ehhh, I still liked the first one better. More of a burn to the core

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    preachy and pretentious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Maybe you should git gud, so you don’t get ghosted in the first place.
    LOL

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    My brother sent me a free HelloFresh box.

    Sent from my SM-N960U using Tapatalk
    The wifey and I spent like a year bouncing from meal service to meal service because we kept getting free/discounted coupons to join.

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    HABS SUCK!!!!!
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    Maybe that dude didnt want to get aids from milkman.

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    preachy and pretentious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    My brother sent me a free HelloFresh box.

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    We tried hello fresh and riverford, both decent. Hello fresh was def ultra nice because it removed the headaches involved with deciding what to make and shopping for it when the kid was born. We've always had a proper grocer in the neighborhood and like the hipsters we are, we've returned to buying our fruit and veg from her.

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    i dont date children so i dunno what all this shit is about

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