2025 NFL Super Bowl: The Gang Ends Another Dynasty

[Mertron]

what’s up assholes.

Eagles +1.5

THE HOMERING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES: Why are the eagles not favored in this game? The eagles are the better team in all traditional stats (offensive yards and points per game, defensive yards and points per game). Traditional stats are garbage you say? I agree, let’s look at advanced metrics on a per play per basis, like EPA. Oh wait, the eagles are better in both offensive and defensive EPA. Well surely this must be because of the difference in difficulty of schedule and doesn’t tell the whole story, yes? Nope, you’d be wrong again. The eagles are better in total DVOA, led by the #1 defensive DVOA in the league.

So I ask you again. Why are the eagles not favored in this game?

Because of Mahomes? Because of Reid? Because of the refs? Because of Donald Trump who will be at the game and is actively rooting for the chiefs to win?

Fuck them and fuck you. These two teams played in a super bowl two years ago. The eagles team is BETTER than that team that took the chiefs to the very end of the game, and the chiefs are WORSE. They played last year right before the eagles turned to shit, and that eagles team won! And this eagles team is better and the chiefs are worse! The eagles had arguably the flat out worst defense in the league for both of those games!

Fuck the chiefs. Fuck Mahomes. Fuck Reid. Fuck Spags. Fuck Pacheco and Rutgers men’s basketball. Fuck Taylor Swift. Fuck Jackson and Brittney Mahomes. Fuck Chris Jones. Fuck Bobby Witt Jr. Fuck the Sodfather. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Ron Torbert.

Birds by a god damned billion.

EXCELSIOR!

GREASE THE POLES!

E-L-G-X-Q-R EAGLES!

[Mertron]

I have eagles 7 chiefs 3 in my big box pool.

Final Score: Eagles 37 Chiefs 23

Dram Tram.

[Mertron]

also i will be doing my usual “non-qb to throw a td” and “offensive lineman to score a td” prop bets, but the odds are garbage this year (as in low for some reason)

[kuronosan]

Well good sir let me be the one to tell you again the Eagles could win this game but only if the Chiefs fail to stop the run game. This will come down to who makes the least mistakes again and I think unfortunately Jalen Hurts is going to make more than Patrick Mahomes.

We are definitely not a worse team, despite what pundits tell you.

This is going to be an insanely close game, and none of us like Trump being around because it casts a shadow on the players and he's only rooting for the Chiefs because he thinks Brittney loves him to death. He's a simpleton.

I think we're going to come out on top, probably with a controversial finish, and probably by 3 points.

[Mertron]

Well good sir let me be the one to tell you again the Eagles could win this game but only if the Chiefs fail to stop the run game. This will come down to who makes the least mistakes again and I think unfortunately Jalen Hurts is going to make more than Patrick Mahomes.

We are definitely not a worse team, despite what pundits tell you.

This is going to be an insanely close game, and none of us like Trump being around because it casts a shadow on the players and he's only rooting for the Chiefs because he thinks Brittney loves him to death. He's a simpleton.

I think we're going to come out on top, probably with a controversial finish, and probably by 3 points.

ah you’re right, knew i forgot something

Fuck the chiefs. Fuck Mahomes. Fuck Reid. Fuck Spags. Fuck Pacheco and Rutgers men’s basketball. Fuck Taylor Swift. Fuck Jackson and Brittney Mahomes. Fuck Chris Jones. Fuck Bobby Witt Jr. Fuck the Sodfather. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Ron Torbert.

fuck kuro

[Xno Kappa]

Fuck Bobby Witt Jr.

LOL

[kuronosan]

Show me on the doll where the Royals hurt you.

[Anoat]

Sterling Sharpe going into the HOF

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/sta...75870343200912

[Mertron]

good for him. one of my favorite non-eagle players growing up

[Krandor]

Eli not being first ballot means there's still some level of sanity in this world.

[Mertron]

[Weltall]

following

[Mrbeansman]

I agree with Kuro who's just parroting the same sentiment I've heard the last two weeks. Either the Chiefs limit and they do just have to limit Saquon or he runs over them and the Eagles win easily. Having said that our run defense has been fucking terrible so far in the playoffs.

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[Richybear]

What if foosball is just like the real world where everyone hates the red team, but the outcome is inevitable - whether there's outside interference (re: refs) or not.

I kid, just another year where all the cool new ads aren't available up here until someone puts em on Youtube etc.

[6souls]

My barber wants the chafes to win simply so they can hang a three peat over Brady's head. He likes the Eagles, but hates their fan base. It seems many others share this sentiment.

[Mertron]

yeah they have a word for your barber and those people, it’s called a little bitch

[Mrbeansman]

My barber wants the chafes to win simply so they can hang a three peat over Brady's head. He likes the Eagles, but hates their fan base. It seems many others share this sentiment.

That whole Santa incident has gone a long way.

[Emphasis]

It's about that time of the year again!










I got the Eagles over Chiefs, unless Philly sustains key injuries.


Eagles 34 Chiefs 27

[Melena]

I still believe if Greenlaw didn't tear his knee jogging out on the field, the Niners would have won last year and the three peat talk would have been moot. Mahomes didn't get anything going until Greenlaw went down.

[Mrbeansman]

I still believe if Greenlaw didn't tear his knee jogging out on the field, the Niners would have won last year and the three peat talk would have been moot. Mahomes didn't get anything going until Greenlaw went down.

It's actually absurd if you go back and compare stats before and after he went down.

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