WTF

[Surealistic]

i work the front desk at a hotel, and tonight i think i may have met the craziest person ever

i work at a pretty high class hotel so this just completely out there

i get a call from a guest saying that porn is coming on one of his channels and is curious if he is getting charged for it, i say no and it shouldnt be, but theres nothing i can do about it right at this moment, we joke about it for a sec and thats that

an hour later i get another call from him saying that the porn is getting more and more xplicit (as he says, it goes from XXX, to XXXX, to "Probably not legal", and now its the movie Patriot Games(wtf lol)) and that he has been on the phone with the local cable company for the last 20 mins about this (mind you ive checked other rooms, nothing >.>), now im on the phone for 20 mins, i cant get this jackass off the phone, finally he says "well since im not getting a satisfactory answer with you i think i may call the police" WTF alright fine w/e sure you are buddy

>.> 20 mins later, police show up (because of free porn, WTF lol)

so the police guy is as confused as i am, i mean come on, your getting free porn, why the fuck do you need to call the police, i tell him the whole story he goes to the room and leaves

10 mins later the guy calls again wanting my general managers home phone number and address, my corporate offices phone number and address, and the president of the companys home phone number and address (this guy is seriously on crack) well he gets upset that i wont give out my general managers info, and hell i dont even know my corporate office's phone number let alone the presidents info (fuck man im a damn night auditor give me a freaking break)

and yeah thats where it ends >.> so far

the weird thing was the guy didnt sound upset at all, he was calm and collected the whole time, just weird as hell, i mean WTF FREE PORN

[Zigma]

maybe he was a christian.

[Surealistic]

ok, understandable, i offered to move him to another room but he declined

and like i said, he didnt even sound upset, seriously you had to hear this guy on the phone, it was weird

[Correction]

Or maybe he was a porn distributor and saw one of his movies getting redistributed without a royalty agreement.

[Razz]

Christians on crack are a force NOT to be taken lightly.

[Marcatil]

Christians on crack are a force NOT to be taken lightly.

Have you see Jehova Witnesses?

[Akiro]

i was a Jehovah Witness dont start -_-

[Kiro]

No holidays for you.

[Daahan]

since the day i opened the door wearing nothing but my underwear the Jehova Witnesses don't come anymore

[Azalee]

since the day i opened the door wearing nothing but my underwear the Jehova Witnesses don't come anymore

xDDDDDDD <3 Daahan.

[Russta]

Maybe it was Smasharoo pranking you.

[Septimus]

I don't suppose the guy tried changing the channel? That or he is a total wacked-out freaky-deaky crazy pants.

[Akiro]

No holidays for you.

that was the cool part cause i hated my family anyways.

[Romero]

since the day i opened the door wearing nothing but my underwear the Jehova Witnesses don't come anymore

Yes, finally someone else who noticed the best way to get rid of unwanted people knocking at your door.

I salute you!

[Akiro]

or you could ask them to put you on the do not call list

[Drinhkinn]

or you could ask them to put you on the do not call list

Where's the satisfaction in that ?

[Surealistic]

ok, so here it is the next day, i talked to my general manager about what happened

APARENTLY, the channel he was watching was just HBO and it was the show Real Sex or w/e

he didnt even mention anything about the night, the guy in the room checked out like nothing happened

WTF MAN