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    Dee dee dee!

    Ok, I'll start off with the basic plot, so you can get the full wham, zip, and thwap of the story. Some LS mates and myself along with 2 Japanese players were EXPing in Caedarva Mire. I got unlucky and ate a Cursed Sphere and a Firaga 3 at the exact same time and dropped to the floor. I was raised and we waited around on my weakness.

    While waiting, I decided to run though the pond to try and get a stoneskin. If you did not know, running through the pond can give you a random effect, that of Haste, Stoneskin, Flee, or Gravity (if you don't know about that go /wrists). I get gravitied ; ; THF gets hasted. RDM runs in and gets flee, and starts zooming around. NIN tells him jokingly he needs to stop or he will get bant. Kappy let's us know how awesome he is and how GMs can't do shit to him... ahh fuck it. Look at the pic.

    http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...e/img_0009.jpg


    Anyways, the summary? Kappy got a flee buff from the pond, and went to jail for speed hacking lawl. Sorry I couldn't get a snapshot when he was actually in Mordian, but you're gonna have to take my word on this one lol. He was let out about 5 minutes later, but not after pleading and begging to the GM that he infact got the flee legit. Basically the GM took him in and thought up every reason he could to ban him on the spot. Nice to know our GMs know so much about the game they are Masters of.

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    Russta, you have a new addition. Made of win and webcam boobies. :wink:

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    GM's are retarded, but this belongs here
    http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=11019

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    Quote Originally Posted by solsovly
    GM's are retarded, but this belongs here
    http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=11019

    Thought of that like 45 sec after I posted >.>

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    "In Soviet Russia, Spongilla Fly pulls you!"

    This is win.

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    Lol thanks, and Russta feel free to put this in your thread as I don't wanna post it again. Obviously my 10 posts clouded my judgement and pushed me to make a new thread- sup skipping sleep to merit for new additions and posting at like 8 am.

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    I'm stealing your pull macro. My bazaar comment is:

    In soviet windurst, taru punts you!

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    kay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bludwulf
    kay
    kay'ed by a 13 post. That's rough, losing your touch Dezz.

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    I wasn't aware I had a touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockecole
    Quote Originally Posted by Bludwulf
    kay
    kay'ed by a 13 post. That's rough, losing your touch Dezz.
    Don't mind blud, hes full of piss and vinear.

    He has had that pull macro since the beginning of time. I remember him using it on deco weapons way before rng was nerfed in xp pt.

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    If I were a GM and my friend told me someone was talking shit about GM's and just happened to pick up a flee buff I'd totally send him to Mordion and scare the crap out of him too.

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    http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...orge/Bludw.jpg

    {That's Interesting}

    I had no idea the pond can give you effects other then Gravity. /wrists. ; ;

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    The Kirby T.V. show was worse than Dragonball G.T.'s theme song.

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    Falcom is better than SE. Change my mind.
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    No surprise. Happened on Cerberus awhile back, only difference was he got banned for using sprint in ballista. And to make matters worse the GMs also banned his brother's account just because they had the same address and credit card #...

    GMs win the Dee Dee Dee!!! award.

    DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!

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    I was farming and got jailed (3-day suspension) for flee hacking saying I had abnormal speed. I said I was using flee and they responded that there is no job ability that allows for increased movement speed

    Maybe the GM's are related to goerge bush or something, seems their intelligence is just dropping more and more with every GM call

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemini~cusp
    I was farming and got jailed (3-day suspension) for flee hacking saying I had abnormal speed. I said I was using flee and they responded that there is no job ability that allows for increased movement speed

    Maybe the GM's are related to goerge bush or something, seems their intelligence is just dropping more and more with every GM call
    Did you screenshot that? Would be an epic addition to russta's thread.

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    This is so damn sad

    but so amazingly funny

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    Falcom is better than SE. Change my mind.
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    Kinda sad how SE expects GMs to help with the game when they have no knowledge on it for the most part.

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