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    HOLY SHIT HELP

    ._. Somehow the force of mother nature didnt stop the residents of my block from having their stupid block party and blasting avril lavigne for the last fuckdamned hour. I need artillery, and I need it quick.

    Edit: Now mariah carey

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    I suggest you kill yourself to end the suffering.

    j/k

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    I tried to hang myself but the chair couldnt withstand the combined weight of my fat ass and the burden of the world on my shoulders from having to put up with this shit long enough to set up a noose.

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    Turn all your Music up and drown out the shit.

    Always works for me.

    Failing that some good old fashioned sabotage or "Disturbing the peace" calls.

    I recommend fire.

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    Noise ordinance in your town? Call the cops!

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    Throw a pogo stick at whatever is causing the infernal music (aka the stereo man)

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    Go run up to them and say "I'm the difference maker" and tackle one of them and sit on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Throw a pogo stick at whatever is causing the infernal music (aka the stereo man)
    The pope has spoken. This is path you must take! (That or I hear dynamite works pretty well)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanelol
    Go run up to them and say "I'm the difference maker" and tackle one of them and sit on them.
    Yes, but do it in an orderly fashion.

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    Step one - get car

    Step two - drive car down block

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    What's step three?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanelol
    What's step three?
    run from the police!!!!!1111111

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    rejoice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanelol
    What's step three?
    profit?

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    Pop a Celine Dion CD and try to make it play louder than them. If they are asking for war, give them what they want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Throw a pogo stick at whatever is causing the infernal music (aka the stereo man)
    A pogo stick? lmao. I can imagin that, bouncing off someones forehead.

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    Cops have already told me that my music wars with the neigbors are allright as long as they cease fire at 11pm

    Some of my artillery samples:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cX7tJDX_kPQ

    LOL found this fav of mine mixed with a HALO vid:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-kRPjN5vPk


    Metal is super effective! Any choice of music from such classics as Vehemence, Zyklon, Darkane, Bloodbath and of course my personal favorite, Behemoth works wonders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tekki
    Cops have already told me that my music wars with the neigbors are allright as long as they cease fire at 11pm

    Some of my artillery samples:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cX7tJDX_kPQ

    LOL found this fav of mine mixed with a HALO vid:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-kRPjN5vPk


    Metal is super effective! Any choice of music from such classics as Vehemence, Zyklon, Darkane, Bloodbath and of course my personal favorite, Behemoth works wonders.
    I'm confused. Why even have a vocalist in that band, if all he does is make the song sound stupid?

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    I'm confused. Why even have a vocalist in that band, if all he does is make the song sound stupid?
    Is that the leading factor that makes most shitty bands/groups suck?....

    Isnt the the whole reason the OP's neighbor's music is driving the OP to insanity? Mariah's voice is one of the most annoying things a human being can put up with... not necassarily the background music...

    I understand why people dont like metal, completely, and thats fine with me. I love it. But if you want to play some music that will annoy the shit out of your neighbors metal is the way to go Loud brutal vocals with incomprehencable lyrics make ithe experience louder and more oboxious to those who probably hate it, like his neghbors

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