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  1. 2007-04-27 12:58 #1
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    Doctor's Orders

    Owned

    The inability of some people to use their brains still amazes me.

    edit: wth url tags dont work?

    edit: stupid *'s
  2. 2007-04-27 13:00 #2
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    That's so awesome in such a bad way. Reminds me of that legendary trap picture
  3. 2007-04-27 13:04 #3
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    ...and thats how me and your mom met.

    Actually, I'm going to try this tonight, minus the penis cream. Going to go up to my wife and go "Doctors Orders" and bam! Sex.
  4. 2007-04-27 14:30 #4
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    "Hi, I've got to put my dick in you to apply this cream. Doctor's orders."

    God damn some people are idiots. He's an idiot for coming up with this retarded excuse to get his dick in, and she's an even bigger moron for believing him.
  5. 2007-04-27 14:40 #5
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    We are the bigger idiots if we believe that at face value.

    She probably made it up.. notice they can't track down the supposed friend of his that was in on it.
  6. 2007-04-27 14:47 #6
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    Or there never was a gynaecologist friend, and the guy made it up. Somebody's an idiot in this scenario, and I'm pretty happy to say they're both retarded.
  7. 2007-04-27 16:03 #7
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    Just gave my wife her "prescription". Shes going to need a few more "doses".
  8. 2007-04-27 16:05 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misterjingles
    Just gave my wife her "prescription". Shes going to need a few more "doses".
    Does she need a second opinion? I'm j/k, don't hurt me. ._.
  9. 2007-04-27 16:06 #9
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    I slipped and the medication ended up all over her face
  10. 2007-04-27 16:11 #10
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    Amazing.
  11. 2007-04-27 17:36 #11
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    "Pussy inspector, open up."
  12. 2007-04-27 21:52 #12
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    Nine months? NINE MONTHS!?

    Edit: Almost forgot this

    http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l5...3076355768.jpg
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    <.< Reminds me of the "The CIA is trying to capture my penis I need a place to hide it! "HOW CAN I HELP?!"
  14. 2007-04-28 10:43 #14
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    I dunno about you guys, but seems like a good way to get some ass to me.
  15. 2007-04-28 10:48 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLK
    I dunno about you guys, but seems like a good way to get some ass to me.
    If he can find someone dumb enough to believe that (if this really did happen, she may be making it up) then I think he deserves no punishment lol.
  16. 2007-04-28 11:34 #16
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  17. 2007-04-28 13:10 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scythiroth
    Quote Originally Posted by Misterjingles
    Just gave my wife her "prescription". Shes going to need a few more "doses".
    Does she need a second opinion? I'm j/k, don't hurt me. ._.
    She doesn't have to know :D
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