2026 NFL Week 2 Thread: The Best Thread in All of Football

[Mertron]

let’s see what shitty thursday game we have this time

:checks notes:

oh

[Mertron]

last week: 1-4. this is fine.

fuck it gimme those big numbers

eagles -6.5
packers -4.5
bucs -8.5
ravens -8.5
49ers -12.5

[Weltall]

Placed my largest single-game bet ever on the Eagles a few days ago.

[Weltall]

Also, there is only 1 thing I'm missing football for and that is the 1986 Transformers in theaters. Enjoy the game, go Bills

[Xno Kappa]

For my office league I keep bouncing between the niners and buccs for my knockout pick. Both probably have the easiest game of their entire schedule this week.

[Mertron]

not sure i appreciate the addition to the barstool power rankings

[Cail]

I hust hope McConkey is ok

[Rhyis.]

i am preparing myself for a loss to the commies

[Weltall]

I'm about positive Rutgers would beat the Titans.

[Xno Kappa]

What exactly is going on with the Titans? I didn't watch their game but on paper they shouldn't be as bad as everyone is making them out to be in just the first week.

[Krandor]

A brain trust of fired Jets and Giants head coaches may not have been the answer.

[Krandor]

They scored more points than the Rams though

[Weltall]

What exactly is going on with the Titans? I didn't watch their game but on paper they shouldn't be as bad as everyone is making them out to be in just the first week.

Real answer:

The last 2 GMs left them with nothing. Only like 1 or 2 draft picks from 2020-2024 still on the team. Ran Carthon, specifically, was a bullshit hire the league pushed on the owner from their minority front office program. He gave a bunch of money to trash free agents. He also hired Brian Callahan based on “good vibes” - his words. He’s the sole reason Vrabel is no longer our coach. Vrabel hated the hire, told the owner to hire him as an Assistant GM, and then didn’t want to work next to him. He fell asleep in the middle of tape review - confirmed by our best 2 local reporters.

The current staff is probably shite, but no one can win with this offensive line. It’s not for lack of spending or drafting either; they just keep ending up with the worst tackles in the league. Our current center wouldn’t start on most SEC teams or a few BIG10 ones.

[Byrd]

For my office league I keep bouncing between the niners and buccs for my knockout pick. Both probably have the easiest game of their entire schedule this week.

Take the 49ers before the substation gets them.

Then again, don't listen to me, I had the Chargers last week. Three of us went in on one share of the $1,000 Circa challenge. Didn't even get through Week 1.

[Xno Kappa]

Yeah same here. The chargers killed a good chunk of my office off and now I’m motivated to finally win the prize pool for the first time lol.

[Outlaw]

The part of me that is a football fan knows that life is pain and looks forward to death.

Also, what Welt said.

[6souls]

Football show intros need less country

[6souls]

https://www.buffalobills.com/news/ex...or-2026-season

Highmark Stadium is introducing the Labatt Blue beer horn, $30.

[Weltall]

Rip

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Rhyis.]

there's no stopping gibbs