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  1. #1
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    Surprisingly funny website...

    So yeah, http://www.apartmentratings.com I looked up all the old apartments I lived in and must say, some of the funniest complaints ever. My favorite one was this... from a shitty place I used to live in back in 2002:

    This place is just absolutely terrible... I moved out about a week after a woman gave birth to a baby in the elevator. YES, GAVE BIRTH IN THE ELEVATOR. Guess what? The maint. did not even clean it up, dried afterbirth all over the elevator floor. BIOHAZARD! Enjoy your wonderful complex with the other upscale tenants.
    Anyways, for all of you renters... take a look at some of the places you used to/still live at, you just might find a good laugh if you are bored.

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    Re: Surprisingly funny website...

    Say YES to Life and NO to Apple Creek

    From: -Anonymous-
    Date posted: 4/30/2007
    Years at this apartment: 2002 - 2003

    When I moved in to Apple Creek I was told that they do all the normal checks that every other Apartment Complex does which were fine by me. So tell me Apple Creek - why was my neighbor a newly released convict? They did no back ground checks on him! It s like the man handed them a pile of cash and he just coasted in. Four months later he murdered both his parents with a display on my apartment door! Need I say more! I could not get out of my lease and it reeked for months! Do not move into this place especially if you have children.

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    Re: Surprisingly funny website...

    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk
    Say YES to Life and NO to Apple Creek

    From: -Anonymous-
    Date posted: 4/30/2007
    Years at this apartment: 2002 - 2003

    When I moved in to Apple Creek I was told that they do all the normal checks that every other Apartment Complex does which were fine by me. So tell me Apple Creek - why was my neighbor a newly released convict? They did no back ground checks on him! It s like the man handed them a pile of cash and he just coasted in. Four months later he murdered both his parents with a display on my apartment door! Need I say more! I could not get out of my lease and it reeked for months! Do not move into this place especially if you have children.
    Holy shit wtf lol

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    Re: Surprisingly funny website...

    Quote Originally Posted by Unklemonkey
    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk
    Say YES to Life and NO to Apple Creek

    From: -Anonymous-
    Date posted: 4/30/2007
    Years at this apartment: 2002 - 2003

    When I moved in to Apple Creek I was told that they do all the normal checks that every other Apartment Complex does which were fine by me. So tell me Apple Creek - why was my neighbor a newly released convict? They did no back ground checks on him! It s like the man handed them a pile of cash and he just coasted in. Four months later he murdered both his parents with a display on my apartment door! Need I say more! I could not get out of my lease and it reeked for months! Do not move into this place especially if you have children.
    Holy shit wtf lol
    I can't believe they wouldn't let those people out of their lease after their next door neighbors got murdered lol, that's fucked up beyond belief. Is this site legit?

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    Re: Surprisingly funny website...

    Oh please, of course those reviews are fake lol

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    Re: Surprisingly funny website...

    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk
    Say YES to Life and NO to Apple Creek

    From: -Anonymous-
    Date posted: 4/30/2007
    Years at this apartment: 2002 - 2003

    When I moved in to Apple Creek I was told that they do all the normal checks that every other Apartment Complex does which were fine by me. So tell me Apple Creek - why was my neighbor a newly released convict? They did no back ground checks on him! It s like the man handed them a pile of cash and he just coasted in. Four months later he murdered both his parents with a display on my apartment door! Need I say more! I could not get out of my lease and it reeked for months! Do not move into this place especially if you have children.

    Too many exclamation pints, hence, I declare it as fakeass.

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    Re: Surprisingly funny website...

    lol i found this website about 6 months ago when i was looking for a new place to live, ended up moving into this one:

    "Look elsewhere

    Problems:
    1. You'll hear your neighbors all the time, especially when their bass is thumping in the very early morning.
    2. Your neighbors will leave trash laying about outside, both on the stair landings and around the dumpster, which fills up frequently.
    3. Roaches. It doesn't matter how clean you keep your place when the units surrounding you are filthy.
    4. You've probably guessed by now that you won't have very good neighbors. There are some nice ones, but also a lot of problems. Police and fire came out at least three times in the last month I was there, and quite possibly more."

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