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    Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    http://www.destructoid.com/jack-thompso ... 6620.phtml

    My friends, it's almost time to start popping champagne corks, for the glorious day must surely be soon upon us when Jack Thompson's legal career is curb-stomped savagely into a fine red mist. For quite some time now things have been spirally downwards for everyone's favourite self-promoting human car crash. Professional misconduct charges, accusations of insanity, heart problems, and a series of actions not dissimilar to the malformed ravings of a Victorian asylum inmate have been steadily collecting together to built a grotesque portrait of freakery and failure not long for the professional world. With this current news it seems very much like a frame has been chosen for that portrait, and it's a frame sculpted from only the finest grade of tragic comedy.

    Jack, you see, has a long and embittered legal history with a gay activist lawyer by the name of Norm Kent. In a current case, Jack has accused the Bar - yep, he's pulling the "Iz it coz I iz Jack?" card again - of conspiring with Mr. Kent against him, and has stated that this has been the case for the last two decades. Paranoid much?

    In order to "prove" what a deviant his opponent is, Thompson has accused Kent - who runs the National Gay News site - of "distribution of hardcore porn to anyone of any age", and felt the need to hammer this point home by downloading and attaching images of graphic boy-love, completely unsolicited, to his complaint to the judge. In an explosion of the finest irony, the filing of the pictures now means that they're openly viewable on the public record. Nice one Jack! And the funniest part? Well, in a completely unheard of act of fact manipulation from Thompson, the cockular content he sent wasn't hosted on Kent's site at all, rather it was collected from various separate porn sites referenced in its Adult Links section. Well done JT, you've proved you can find gay porn on the internet. I can ride a bike and do my own ironing, you know.

    Judge Adalberto Jordan understandably did not enjoy finding a big load of penis in his papers and so has ordered Thompson to justify his actions and explain why he should not suffer a mighty legal whupping, involving possible contempt charges. Jack has responded with his usual attitude of "But I am blameless, and one day they will all see! Mommy says so!", severely playing up the martyrdom by claiming such an action was required to prove a point and professing that he would be willing to go to jail for his "principles". It remains to be seen how this one pans out, but personally I'm betting on the judge rather than the jester.
    It's over. Thompson has lost any ounce of sanity he had left. He sent gay porn. To a judge.

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    Judge: Why did you put gay porn in this?

    Thompson: You can't stop me! I'm proving a point! My message must be heard! I will go to jail for this if I must!

    Judge: I didn't say I was angry.

    Thompson: ô_ô.......

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    It's over. Thompson has lost any ounce of sanity he had left. He sent gay porn. To a judge.
    rofl, way to pwn himself. Its nice to see that the gaming community doesn't need to worry about this guy anymore seeing how hes dead set on ruining himself without our help

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    Okay, i'm from Canada so i don't really know who the fuck that Thompson guy is, but i've lurked around and saw a couple of threads about him and this one deserves a fuckin massive LOL @ him. Sending Gay porn (or any porn) without any fuckin link to the subject is really asking to get buttfucked by the long dick of the law (lol Superbad).

    This guy really seems insane, and could someone cliffnote me on whoever the fuck he really is?

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    Quote Originally Posted by tonyg
    This guy really seems insane, and could someone cliffnote me on whoever the fuck he really is?
    Hes been one of the major legal opponents to video games, claiming violence in games is destroying our once spotless and pristine nation. His arch nemesis is GTA.

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    omg the title of that article cracked me up bigtime. I hate Jack Thompson.

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    Haha, that's pretty awesome.

    I thought for a second you were talking about Fred Thompson... I was like.. ... why is a presidential candidate sending gay porn to judges?

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    HOLY SHIT LOL

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    Quote Originally Posted by theo
    Quote Originally Posted by tonyg
    This guy really seems insane, and could someone cliffnote me on whoever the fuck he really is?
    Hes been one of the major legal opponents to video games, claiming violence in games is destroying our once spotless and pristine nation. His arch nemesis is GTA.
    Don't forget Bully and Manhunt.

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Charla
    Quote Originally Posted by theo
    Quote Originally Posted by tonyg
    This guy really seems insane, and could someone cliffnote me on whoever the fuck he really is?
    Hes been one of the major legal opponents to video games, claiming violence in games is destroying our once spotless and pristine nation. His arch nemesis is GTA.
    Don't forget Bully and Manhunt.
    And halo and (insert any other game here)

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    Re: Jack Thompson has lost his mind. Completely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Charla
    Quote Originally Posted by theo
    Quote Originally Posted by tonyg
    This guy really seems insane, and could someone cliffnote me on whoever the fuck he really is?
    Hes been one of the major legal opponents to video games, claiming violence in games is destroying our once spotless and pristine nation. His arch nemesis is GTA.
    Don't forget Bully and Manhunt.

    Was it Bully he took to court and the Judge told him that he didn't even play the game and sent him away?

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