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    Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/n ... 2000c.html
    Adult-aid maker creates tool to give evolution a helping hand
    "This product is going to change masturbation techniques across the world forever," Shigemitsu Moto, president of adult toy maker Daihaku, boasts to Asahi Geino (10/25). "I can say with all confidence that it's revolutionary."

    Daihaku's Takumi is indeed unprecedented.

    It works by exchanging electronic signals input into video images that trigger internal motors so the action on screen matches the way the masturbation aid moves.

    Asahi Geino notes that Takumi is designed to be worn over the erect male organ. Takumi's six internal engines are designed to simulate as closely as possible ministrations that can be administered to that tool, including being gripped with fingers, having its tip licked, lapping along the stalk, powerful sucking and movement of the lips.

    When Daihaku displayed a prototype of the Takumi at an adult exposition in Las Vegas last year, it got people raving about its effectiveness.

    Daihaku's Moto says he has already had discussions with adult movie companies to put signals into their films that would activate the Takumi. That would allow Takumi users to attach the apparatus to their anatomy while watching an adult movie featuring their favorite fellating female and pretend it was her doing her dexterous duty on his digit while the tool copies her every move.

    Moto says the Takumi will go on sale in Japan this December and will undergo further "evolutions" as technology improves.

    "By placing electronic signals in movies and developing special software," Moto tells Asahi Geino, "we'll be able to provide the most realistic, most pleasurable virtual sex in the world." (By Ryann Connell)

    see website of the maker of the device in question
    http://www.daihaku.jp/products/

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Peace females. You are no longer required. We'll call when we want babies.


    Moto says the Takumi will go on sale in Japan this December and will undergo further "evolutions" as technology improves.
    "Make it bigger for non-asians."

    AH HA!

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    The whole having sex with a robot thing is getting closer and closer to being a reality

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro
    Peace females. You are no longer required. We'll call when we want babies.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    I can just imagine the sales in japan. Then when they come out with those real-life dolls with built-in Takumi. Japanese people will fucking go EXTINCT!

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro
    I can just imagine the sales in japan. Then when they come out with those real-life dolls with built-in Takumi. Japanese people will fucking go EXTINCT!
    I think that's gonna be a worldwide issue eventually

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro
    Peace females. You are no longer required. We'll call when we want babies.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    if its anything like those fucking "massage" chairs at the mall, it goes no where near my dick.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    I wonder how much it costs, and if it comes with 3-D glasses.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Brb moving to Japan.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
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    Peace females. You are no longer required. We'll call when we want babies.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Penthesilea
    if its anything like those fucking "massage" chairs at the mall, it goes no where near my dick.
    Fucking ditto there lol.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    I wonder how much it will cost as well lol

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zigma
    I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
    I'm sure the initial release will be quite expensive, but the cost shouldn't take too terribly long to drop.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic
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    I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
    I'm sure the initial release will be quite expensive, but the cost shouldn't take too terribly long to drop.
    Yeah, at first only rich movie stars and singers will probably be able to afford it.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin
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    I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
    I'm sure the initial release will be quite expensive, but the cost shouldn't take too terribly long to drop.
    Yeah, at first only rich movie stars and singers will probably be able to afford it.
    Oh so the people who don't need it the most??

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    And so mankind continues it's decent into de-evolution.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    And so mankind continues it's decent into de-evolution.
    Fuck you, this shit could end wars.

    When you're too busy fucking robots, you can't start shit with people. The age of prosperity commences.

    And the age of cleaning products.

    Lots and lots of cleaning products.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    Start investing into robot cleaner product companies while they are cheap.

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    Re: Why technology is the best fucking field of study ever.

    LOL, brilliant.

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