!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vandole]

ATTENTION: WINNER

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £500,000 (Five Hundred Thousand (British Pounds) held on the 8thof April,2009 in London UK.

Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:

Agents Name: Mr.Brown Smith
Email:[email protected]
Tell: +44 702 403 2734
+44 702 40 32679

Winning Parameters:
REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
BATCH No: 2009MJL-01
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644

Fill the below:1.Full Name: 2.Address 3.Marital Status: 4.Occupation: 5.Age:6.Sex:7:8.Country of Residence:9.Telephone Number:

Congratulation!!
Sincerely,
Rose Wood.
U.K ONLINE LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL

[Jaybar]

Where's the line that asks for your bank account information? And the Prince of England?

[Woozie]

Pfft, that's nothing. Do you have any idea how many Nigerian princes want to give me money?

[Shuemue]

Vandole email them and arrange a face to face meeting in London.

[Cairthenn]

That was my ticket. You stole it, and I have proof.

[Senoska]

I'll do it. Give me some information to contact them with. I'll set up a faux account and everything. I like playing with these fuckers.

IE: Give me a funny ironic name etc.

[Senoska]

Dick Hyman shall be my name.

[Senoska]

Dear Sir,
I am writing you to collect my winnings from you in the order of £500,000. Please make the payment to me in the form of money order in the amount of $732,300. In regards to the information you requested.

1.Name: Dick Hueg Hyman
2.Address: 1373 Longwood St. Gaylord Michigan, 49375 United States
3.Marital Status: Single
4.Occupation: Programmer
5.Age: 29
6.Sex: Male
7.
8.Country of Residence: United States of America
9.Telephone: I do not currently own a telephone.

I would like to arrange a face to face meeting in London. I will be there on the 15th to pick up my money order. I have booked my flight and will be arriving Wednesday the 15th at LHR airport at 7:05 AM.

You may contact me with further information at this email address as this is the address I check most often. Thank you for your time and I look forward to meeting you on the 15th.

Winning Parameters:
REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
BATCH No: 2009MJL-01
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644

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[Cairthenn]

I do not currently own a telephone.

Only funny part.

[Senoska]

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS
P O Box 1010 Livepool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM

(Customer Services)

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Winning Parameters
REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
BATCH No: 2009MJL-01
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
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Congratulations To You. Dick Hueg Hyman

This is to inform you that we have reviewed and accepted your completed fund release form, based on this your prize money shall be remitted to you accordingly. As you already know your email address was randomly selected along with others from over 21,000 websites on the internet. Each email address was attached to a ticket number. Your email address ( [email protected]) was selected.

A certificate of prize claims and some vital documents will be sent along side your winnings cheque.The documents to be sent are;

1.WINNING CERTIFICATE FROM UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ;
2.WINNERS CHEQUE;
4.ANTI-TERRORISM CERTIFICATES(A.T.C);
5.CERTIFICATES OF ORIGIN OF FUNDS(C.O.F.);

Your winning cheque shall be couriered to you by our affiliate courier agency who is solely responsible for the delivery of your winning cheque. Find Below The Contact Information Of The Courier Agency:You are to contact the courier company with your details as given below.
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Handling Agent:Mr.Scott Watson
Fastway Courier Delivery Service
Head Office & 23 Rufford Court, Hardwick Grange
Woolston, Warrington WAI 4RF, United Kingdom
Tell: +447024070990
Email:[email protected]
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Full Names of Beneficiary:
Residential address:
Phone Numbers:
Occupation:..
Age...
Sex:
Nationality:

This is to protect winners and to avoid misappropriation of funds. Its is imperative that you know your Identification Numbers {CPEL/OWN/9876} this is also your parcel registration number which we sent to the courier company to deliver to your address.

Congratulations!!
Sincerely,

Mr.Brown Smith
Uk National Lottery Claims Agent.

He isnt very good at this.

[Ryko]

Dont you actually live in gaylord mi?

[Senoska]

I use to for 14 years...

[Shuemue]

No reply?

[Charismatic]

We don't have raging hard-ons for the guy, okay?