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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    I give it 10 years till there's more drop outs than graduates

    So, I was at the park yesterday wasting some time (no power, ect) and as soon as I get there, some high school kid comes from around the corner asking for my piss cause he needs to pass a drug test.

    Then I follow him for a while and check it out and he's asking for other high school/late middle school fucks if their piss is clean. There were about 12 of them and not a single one said they had clean piss.

    Then he was like "No no, weed is fine, I just need piss that's clear of everything else" and even then only 4 of them said they were clean. n they just talked about retarded shit for a while.

    Lol, I know I'm a the pure example of a stereotype, but damn, going to be a lot more ppl in a very short number of years that contribute even less to society than I do.


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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    and 10 years was being generous, prolly 5.

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    GET OUT BART IM PISS

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    wait I'm confused. Why would you need piss thats clean of everything but weed

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    Everyone smokes weed man, who gives a fuck about it.

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    He said something about his dad was going to kick him out and his mom was going to kill herself if he was still on drugs >.>

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    Nigga should stop doing drugs then.

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    he was white!

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    Doesn't surprise me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    he was white!
    lol yeah right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKoolAidMan View Post
    lol yeah right.
    Yeah, only the nigras do drugs, especially met- wait.

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    A stereotype calling out a stereotype is beyond irony.

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    so i herd u liek trollin
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    I survived the '90s.

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    when I had to take UAs in school they would test the temp so my friend would have to meet me by the bathroom and pee in a cup and I would have to run to the office b4 the piss cooled down

    I didn't drop out though

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    so i herd u liek trollin
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    Man the things people will do sometimes, lol.

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    Drugs are bad, mmmkay.

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chezo View Post
    when I had to take UAs in school they would test the temp so my friend would have to meet me by the bathroom and pee in a cup and I would have to run to the office b4 the piss cooled down

    I didn't drop out though
    Can retain it longer w/o worrying about the temp if you hold the bottle/cup/ect under your sack. It's what my brother did w/ my piss.

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    or you could just pay your electric bill instead of wasting your money on drugs

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