And now, the thrilling conclusion.

[Conrad]

When we last left our hero, Vince was touring the countryside in his valiant initiative to make America skinny again, one slap at a time. People were amazed at the easy with which one could eat great food all day, and with such a simplistic device! Part stress reliever and part cookingware, Vince's magic wares astonished many.

But he needed more. People were impressed, but they needed something else. Something that would make them say...WOW. One day, while protecting a village from the evil dragon Wyllymaizz, Vince saw the blood of his fellow man and thought to himself, "If only there existed such a cloth that could absorb the entrails of my comrades, and yet not cause a greater mess!" And then it hit him. He would find this cloth, and, like the magical cooking device before, would change the world. Finally, they would all say WOW.

[Conrad]

Also I found this.

[Ksandra]

ShamWow Guy in Jail - CollegeHumor Video

Reposting for relevance.

[Darkslitter]

was this posted?

[Conrad]

Yeah, that's what gave me the idea to post the Jam Wow, since it's the sequel to Rap Chop, sort of.

[Darkslitter]

well it's awesome enough to be posted twice

[Conrad]

agreed

[Darkslitter]

Hi this is Darkslitter with reposted good videos, you're going to be in a great mood all day cause great videos are only 1 click away. Now look here's a thread. One click you got Jam Wow. Two clicks you got Rap Chop. And look at this, you go to the bottom of this post you got the classic slap chop. You don't even have to switch any threads. Now you love the lulz, you hate reading long ass posts to get it. You know you hate reading long ass posts thats why you skip over the majority of threads in the spam forum. Watch this one click you got over 9000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI
Two clicks you got the carleton dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgyu2kJ9wO4
It's so easy If i can do it with a touch pad you can do it with a whole mouse. Talking about brawl gets boring. Stop having a boring brawl thread stop having a boring life. Go to a ryko thread one click now you're going to have a nice brawl video. One thread you click you got a rap song, add some techno and the video game music. And you can mix things together. Add the Soulja Boy with the FFVII music and you're going to love this. You don't have time to open up your itunes. Music in your browser. We're going to make spam forum lazy again one reposted video at a time.











http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

[Blarg]

Excellent post Dark. It brought back the magic I felt when I watched slap chop for the very first time.

[Shiroikage]

Amazing sales pitch.