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    stretch marks on my shoulders

    So i've had these for years now, but i've sort of been in a state where i'm curious as to why they are there, but at the same time i never actually went out of my way to find out. I think i remember hearing it has something to do with puberty, but i'm not sure.

    There are stretch marks on my shoulders. Why.

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    Puberty is not a wholly impossible scenario, but unlikely.

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    Do you carry a backpack?

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    you see, when a woman reaches maturity her chest starts to grow, you are just doing it wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tristam View Post
    Do you carry a backpack?
    Well, whilst taking classes, of course, but wouldn't that make is a common occurrence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Well, whilst taking classes, of course, but wouldn't that make is a common occurrence?
    I commonly get them whenever I'm carrying something heavy slung around my shoulder, like a gym bag full of laundry etc.

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    its cuz you are too buff for your tiny frame. stop stretching yo skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    its cuz you are too buff for your tiny frame. stop stretching yo skin
    srsly

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    its cuz you are too buff for your tiny frame. stop stretching yo skin
    I remember hearing that i should stop working out with weights because of it would make the collar bones pop out or seem more pronounced, does that have any validity to it?

    Similarly, i recall my mother telling me to stop working out my arms because of the above, and because she said it was causing the stretch marks on my shoulders. Was she right about that? The stretch marks are on my shoulders, but they are facing forward, they're not on the top of my shoulders or in the back.

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    Just work out 1 arm so it's beefier than the other.

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    i mean, fat people get stretch marks from getting too fat. im sure muscles could cause the same thing

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    Hearsay has told me cocoa butter does wonders for them

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    yes, they do wonders for them, also pretty fun to fap with too

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    It's your enormous, womanly breasts pulling down on your shoulder tissue - nothing to be worried about.

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    Oh, i didn't realize it was my enormous and sexy breasts.

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    Those tight bikini tops probably don't help either.

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    Should i get them hot pink or bright red?

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    Pink with red polkadots you tard.

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