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    So Spam

    Tell me about yourself.

    Where were you born? Where did you grow up? What are you favorite childhood memories? Did you have a favorite TV show growing up? Song? Best friend? Favorite food? Who did you get in your first fight with? Who was your first girlfriend/boyfriend? Do you have a favorite relative? Do you remember your best birthday party as a kid? Or as a teenager? Best present? First concert? First kiss? Do you remember how you reacted when you experienced your first death in the family?

    Man I'm drunk as shit and I still type all proper. I'm a fucking nerd to the core.

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    This is a very good thread. You are making very good threads.

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    First proper kiss:

    I was like 11 or 12, me and a group of friends from school used to all go to the indoor swimming pool at the leisure center in my town (pool was huuuuge, it was more like a waterpark). We met a group of girls quite a bit older than us, they were probably around 15. This one girl liked me, we were all in one of the main pools, towards the deep end, just holding on to the side chatting. She went under the water and pulled me down under with her and full on frenched me for about 10 seconds.

    Had wood for the rest of the night

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    Why do I feel like you are trying to get my yahoo account password via my secret question?

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    I'm onto your plan to get the answers for my password reminder questions!

    I'll answer a few of them:

    Grew up: Oakland, CA & Puyallup, WA were the 2 main places.

    Did you have a favorite TV show growing up? TGIF - Entire block of shows was win back then.

    Song? Assuming you mean when I was younger: Scorpions - Winds of Change; Boyz II men - End of the Road. Currently: In This Moment - Lost at Sea & Forever; Halestorm - I Get Off & Innocence; Godsmack - Whatever & Keep Away (<3 the self titled album, don't care much for everything after)

    Best friend? Currently, nope. Applications accepted through PM.

    Favorite food? Watermelon, Cantaloupe & Honeydew. <3 Melons.

    Who did you get in your first fight with? Wasn't really a fight, but it was a guy named Marcel. Happened in 10th grade when I lived in Oakland. Some random white guy I never even met who was trying to be a thug to impress his friends or some shit. He would constantly bump into me intentionally. One day I bumped him back and he punched me in the cheek. Didn't really feel it but I bit my cheek. Didn't fight back cause I was honestly scared of getting my ass shot. Don't think he bothered me again after that though.

    Edit: Here's the school I went to:

    http://oaklandtech.com/staff/

    Notable Alumni: Ricky Henderson, Clint Eastwood, Huey Newton

    Who was your first girlfriend/boyfriend? Always been shy, so n/a! Kinda glad though in a way cause one of the ones I tried hard to get with that I knew well now has 3 kids.

    Do you have a favorite relative? Was my grandfather before he passed.

    Do you remember your best birthday party as a kid? Nope.

    Or as a teenager? lolBirthdays

    Best present? Can't remember

    First concert? Pretty sure it was a country (lol) concert: Reba McEntire, John Michael Montgomery, some guy I can't remember and I think Linda Evans. I was around country music a lot back then since I was living with my grandparents.

    First kiss? I'm shy/picky. So yeah. In before the lulz.

    Do you remember how you reacted when you experienced your first death in the family? I don't think it affected me too much. My grandfather passing is the only one to really affect me that I can think of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Why do I feel like you are trying to get my yahoo account password via my secret question?
    Lmfao, come on. Yahoo? WHO THE FUCK USES YAHOO?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    Lmfao, come on. Yahoo? WHO THE FUCK USES YAHOO?!
    He's trollin' you.

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    Fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    Tell me about yourself.

    Where were you born? Where did you grow up? What are you favorite childhood memories? Did you have a favorite TV show growing up? Song? Best friend? Favorite food? Who did you get in your first fight with? Who was your first girlfriend/boyfriend? Do you have a favorite relative? Do you remember your best birthday party as a kid? Or as a teenager? Best present? First concert? First kiss? Do you remember how you reacted when you experienced your first death in the family?

    Man I'm drunk as shit and I still type all proper. I'm a fucking nerd to the core.
    I was born in Columbus Ohio, grew up on the east side, lots of gangs. When I was about eight my grandma and grandpa moved me to the other side of town so I could go to a school without drugs and violence (mum's been in and out of prison/rehab for the last 20 odd years, so I lived with my grandparents a lot).

    My favorite childhood memory was when I got my first bike at six. I felt like such hot shit during the week I had it. It was stolen by an older neighbor boy.

    Favorite TV show was Batman and then TMNT. Swatcats briefly too. I think this is where my furry seeds were planted :3

    I dunno if I had a favorite song, I didn't listen to much music as a kid, though my mum would play REM sometimes. I didn't have a best friend until I was about 13 due to trust issues.

    Favorite food, I know it sounds weird, but it was those little powered doughnuts that come in a bag/roll of six. I didn't get them often, but they were so awesome.

    I've been in a lot of fights, I can't remember the first one really. One of the ones I do remember was in 3rd grade in my new school, some kid called my pants gay so I unleashed on him and got suspended from school for three days. They were a pair I had gotten for my birthday from my mom when she was in rehab. They looked like blue demin with green neon accents. They were probably ugly, but I liked them at the time.

    My first crush was with my best friend. When I told him about it (we were about 14) he punched me in the jaw and I was exiled from that group at school.

    The first year of highschool was tough, I had 0 friends and was picked on by just about everyone. Sophomore year I met Thomas, my second crush and first relationship. He was everything I wanted in a guy. We nearly went all the way too, but his mother caught us together and they moved him to a different school. After that I lost all contact with him. I have no idea where he is now, I do miss him at times.

    After that was Jeremy, who I fell for at the end of junior year. By the end of the summer I realized what a douche he was and left him. He told his father I stole some shit from him and I ended up in court, which is when my mother found out I was gay and then disowned me .

    My grandparents (same ones from before) took me in, again. They were a bit troubled with my sexuality, as they were religious, but they still loved me.

    The beginning of senior year I was confused and troubled and dated a chick who was big into the anime scene. We fooled around and again nearly went all the way but were stopped when her dad walked in on us and called the cops on me (she was 17 and I was 18). Long story short, the charges were dropped and I was failing school.

    I squeaked by because the pity from my English teacher who found out about my mom. Anyways, I got accepted into OSU that spring, at a regional campus. On the last day of school I wore my tail and got a lot of questions and met my fourth mate, who was also a furry (a ferret). We dated all through the summer and into the first quarter of college.

    Over winter break, I decided to bring him home to my grandparents, who had moved just outside the city. They did that to be a bit closer to me, and because they were never really city people, they moved into the city for me.

    Anyways, we were driving (I was behind the wheel) and hit a patch of ice in the middle of a banked turn along the Scioto river. The car slid and rotated 180 degrees before crossing lanes and going into the guardrail which was too low for the road, and the car flipped over it. I was unharmed with just scratch on my arm and face, but my boyfriend (who wasn't wearing his seatbelt, which I didn't know) had fallen out of his seat and his head was in between the dash and roof/road. The paramedics said he probably died instantly.

    That was also the Christmas that my mom was released from rehab (for the fourth or fifth time) and then arrested a week later with 1/4 lb of coke in her car. She was pulled over for running a stop sign.

    I gave up on her at that point and refused to be near her. Christmas money and such was spend on her bail as my grandparents didn't want to leave her there over xmas.

    The funeral for my boyfriend was the day before christmas eve. His parents didn't know he was gay, he was going to come out after xmas with me by his side. They didn't blame me for the accident, but I felt like I should have been blamed. I never told them about his sexuality, or where we were really going in the car.

    That period destroyed me. I sold my stuff, and moved away against my grandparents wishes. My grandpa died that March. I missed his passing by just a few minutes because the bus taking me to the hospital was running late. After that I moved back in with my grandma to take care of her.

    She died about a month later. They were buried in plots next to each other, together in life, and death. Their love and compassion changed and shaped a lot of who I am today. As a final gift, they gave me $15,000 to resume my schooling and get a degree so I wouldn't end up like my parents.

    I know I kinda switched from answering questions to my life story, but that's the shortened version. Sorry for the bad writing too, it's like 4am and I'm crying as this stuff is coming back to me.

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    I refuse to talk bad about you anymore, Moots.

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    Born in New Zealand, grew up there, the Philippines, and in California, where I am now.

    I don't really feel like saying more, sorry bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Anyways, we were driving (I was behind the wheel) and hit a patch of ice in the middle of a banked turn along the Scioto river. The car slid and rotated 180 degrees before crossing lanes and going into the guardrail which was too low for the road, and the car flipped over it. I was unharmed with just scratch on my arm and face, but my boyfriend (who wasn't wearing his seatbelt, which I didn't know) had fallen out of his seat and his head was in between the dash and roof/road. The paramedics said he probably died instantly.
    Damn.

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    There was a similar accident at that point of the road the year before, and they were supposed to fix the drainage problem that caused the ice to form...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    I refuse to talk bad about you anymore, Moots.
    This so much.

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    Before I go to bed, two quotes I like a lot:

    "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all"

    "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not"

    The first one I found after my ferret passed.

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    I don't think I'd ever be able to own a ferret, lol. Despite how awesome they are.. I dunno, just seems like a handful.


    "For the sake of who I am, I will be myself."

    If we're gonna run along with quotes.

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    I'm sure the usual Spam trolls will have a field day with this shit later on, but whatever.

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    Grew up: Brooklyn New York

    Did you have a favorite TV show growing up? Kids WB shows. DCAU (superman, batman), animaniacs, pinky and the brain, freakazoid, histeria.

    Song? Uh I listened to a lot of boybands from 11-13, favorite song was the last track on 98 degrees and rising album, the acapella one. Then in high school my favorite song was pardon me. I listened to a lot of eminem, hoobastank, lp, typical stuff for the time.

    Best friend? My best friend growing up was this guy named stephen. On my 11th birthday no one showed up except him. He lived 3 blocks away and I'm entirely sure it was because of free food but yeah whatever. My best friend now is some chick named Brandi.

    Favorite food? Pernil

    Who did you get in your first fight with? The kid who made fun of me every day from 2nd to 5th grade. The day before graduation I walked to the back of the row in gym while they were doing attendance and he made fun of me again. I said "stop", he said "huh?" and I slammed his face into the floor and broke his nose. He tried to fight me at some point afterwards but nothing came of it.

    Who was your first girlfriend/boyfriend? Some chick that I didnt know stephen had a thing for, we argued all the time and one time we had a project together. She saw a different side of me I guess... then she dumped me a day later because she didnt know how to deal with the peer pressure of going out with the smartass kid who never did his work and was always going to the dean's office.

    Do you have a favorite relative? No since my only relative is my mother and we don't get along/

    Do you remember your best birthday party as a kid? The one I met stephen during was my only attempt at a real party, rofl.

    Or as a teenager?

    Best present? No clue.

    First concert? Never have gone to one.

    First kiss? This chick katie that I had a thing for who ended up going out with my friend manny. We skipped school during 9th grade and came back to my place to make out. My dog ran over the phone on the floor and took it off the hook, stepping on the redial button. My mom came home at 6 with a 40 minute voicemail on her phone of me and katie in the house.

    Do you remember how you reacted when you experienced your first death in the family? Didn't care, didn't like my uncle anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    The day before graduation I walked to the back of the row in gym while they were doing attendance and he made fun of me again. I said "stop", he said "huh?" and I slammed his face into the floor and broke his nose. He tried to fight me at some point afterwards but nothing came of it.
    PWNED LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    I don't think I'd ever be able to own a ferret, lol. Despite how awesome they are.. I dunno, just seems like a handful.


    "For the sake of who I am, I will be myself."

    If we're gonna run along with quotes.
    Ferret was my boyfriend. He was a furry, roleplaying as a ferret. I did/do refer to him as just Ferret.

    Two things my grandpa told me before he died, that I haven't told anyone, but want to share.

    "There will always be someone who can do it better. But prove me wrong."

    And

    "There is someone out there who has it worse off than you. Never give up."

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