My dental hygenist called me a mouth breather

[Dezzimal]

I almost quipped back, "Say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens."

[Brill Weave]

I don't get it.

[Ryko]

Brillweave aint cool it seems.

[Brill Weave]

Or I'm so damn cool I don't fall prey to your tactics of mind control. You're all sheep.

[Mizango]

Brillweave aint cool it seems.

Bullshit.

[Brill Weave]

It's ok Carlton, I got this shit.

[Mizango]

Gee golly youre swell.

[Brill Weave]

Gee golly youre swell.

It's not unusual.

[Atreides]

my dental hygenist is this huge blond lady who looks like a cross between a zombie and a fat chocobo, and she insists on trying to have a conversation with you while she's cleaning your teeth, so it ends up taking 3x as long cuz she has to stop every 2 seconds and take her hands out of your mouth so she can understand you.

[Ivve]

my dental hygenist is this huge blond lady who looks like a cross between a zombie and a fat chocobo, and she insists on trying to have a conversation with you while she's cleaning your teeth, so it ends up taking 3x as long cuz she has to stop every 2 seconds and take her hands out of your mouth so she can understand you.

that's shit, mine at least knows when to shut the fuck up. although she flosses way too goddamned hard and then is surprised that my gums bleed. bitch i floss a minimum of every other day, you are using too much fucking pressure

[Atreides]

yea my mouth always hurts like a bitch afterward too, apparently I either have a lot of plaque buildup or she's just scraping real hard for no reason because she's lonely and wants someone to talk to.

[Dimmauk]

I almost quipped back, "Say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens."

http://soundbiteblog.com/wp-content/...-the-truth.jpg

[Ivve]

yea my mouth always hurts like a bitch afterward too, apparently I either have a lot of plaque buildup or she's just scraping real hard for no reason because she's lonely and wants someone to talk to.

you should try making some really awkward psychotic comments the next time you go in there so she won't feel the urge to flap her mouth.

her: so how was your weekend?
you: raw and bloody like my fucking gums you bitch, pay attention to what you're doing

[Atreides]

my weekend was, in fact, raw and bloody

[Brill Weave]

Hmm. Looks like the cops may have killed the serial killer working in I Don't Give a Fuck, South Carolina.

[Milkster]

my weekend was, in fact, raw and bloody

Oh wow that sounds... hot to say the least.

[Atreides]

south carolina is pretty much the most fucked up place in america, isnt it?

[Atreides]

and by raw and bloody I mean I jerked off while drinking tomato juice

[Milkster]

New Jersey is the armpit of America.

[Sera]

my weekend was, in fact, raw and bloody

wow