I'm going to be a famous filmmaker

[Blarg]

I will go to foreign countries and get average actors to say their strange other language words and then add subtitles and show the movies in american film festivals. I will be seen as an artistic genius and a true visionary.

[Cheerios]

You could resurrect MXC

[Kiarax]

Fuck yeah Takeshi's Castle. Fuck no America for renaming it and not realizing it's what people were talking about for ages.

[Shiroikage]

I will go to foreign countries and get average actors to say their strange other language words and then add subtitles and show the movies in american film festivals. I will be seen as an artistic genius and a true visionary.

For five dollah, I will make it surreal.

[Jedimasta]

I will go to foreign countries and get average actors to say their strange other language words and then add subtitles and show the movies in american film festivals. I will be seen as an artistic genius and a true visionary.

For one dollah, I will edit it for you.

[Howard Roark]

I don't want to alarm you but shiro's beard alone is better than the 5 of those beards combined

[Shiroikage]

I need to trim my beard because it has gotten too manly.

[gamez]

I haven't shaved or trimme this week so I have a boxcar hobo beard.

[Howard Roark]

does your beard make the decisions?

how do 2 masculine forces compromise? do you butt horns like 2 bull ram's each day? I can't imagine you or the beard backing down

it's like the world's longest arm wrestling match

HOW DO YOU GET ANYTHING DONE?!

[Blarg]

Quit trying to hop onto my future popularity. This movie won't even need editing, have you already forgotten that it's a foreign film at an american film festival? If any critic hates it he can't admit it because that means he isn't cultured enough to appreciate the depth of foreign films.

[Shiroikage]

does your beard make the decisions?

how do 2 masculine forces compromise? do you butt horns like 2 bull ram's each day? I can't imagine you or the beard backing down

it's like the world's longest arm wrestling match

HOW DO YOU GET ANYTHING DONE?!

My beard is like a bear that my soul has wrestled and won against. It is my powerful servant.

[Blarg]

can it do tricks?

[Shiroikage]

That can be a scene in your film blarg.

[Shiroikage]

can it do tricks?

I make it wear a fez and ride a tiny bicycle.

[Howard Roark]

damn


I'm slightly afraid/in awe of shiro


blarg you need to film this beard business

[gamez]

We should make an indie Canadian film about beards.

[Vandalhart]

I have no beard.. therefore I have no man soul... apparently.

[Shiroikage]

Don't worry, I have enough for you.

[Vandalhart]

Awesome.