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    I cannot grow a beard

    But I can grow a sweet mustache. What should I do?

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    Don't try to grow a beard.

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    The problem is, I keep trying to grow a beard, thinking maybe this time will be the time. It never is.

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    Shave the stubble and the smooth, the more you shave hair the longer it grows tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gamez View Post
    Shave the stubble and the smooth, the more you shave hair the longer it grows tbh.
    I'm 34 years old, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolutely Virtue View Post
    I'm 34 years old, lol.
    You'll have one by 50...? Wow, you got fucked.

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    I'm 34 years old, lol.
    You fucked homie.

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    yeah, my cock doesn't work either

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    What's worse, what does grow in on my chin is completely grey. However my mustache is still black. How could this happen to me?

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    I need to grow the pimp ass Rollie Fingers mustache just so I can twirl it and say "I mustache you a question."

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    i cant grow chest hair

    but if i could only grow a mustache, id keep it shaven, unless i was doing a pr0n or something. i dont think woman like the ron jeremy look

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    I have no problem with chest hair, although those are turning grey. And before you ask, yes, those are grey, too. Probably 50% at this point, at least.

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    i cant grow any chest hair at all. ive have like a 1 hair poke out ever, and i keep it as a trophy, but no one can ever see it because its like right about my nipple.

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    you're goin out early in life imo

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