castle crashers

[Ohaigaiz]

anyone wanna play?

[gamez]

Trust me, I'm trying but the best I can offer is to become a Butler.

[Ohaigaiz]

i just got it lol, i've hardly even played it. i'm like level 31

[gamez]

I'm just going to knit capes until somebody invites me to live with them as their very own Alfred.

[Atreides]

what other services do you offer in addition to the normal butlering

[Ohaigaiz]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[gamez]

Super Hero Wardrobe stitching, sagely life guiding advise to fuel your heroism and I'll serenade dinner-dates.

[Ohaigaiz]

eight8ateat8 is my gamertag i'm going to play but i'd rather play gow2 or l4d or some shit go ahead and inv me if you wanna play something ^_^

[gamez]

Hey man, I'm upper-lowerclass by birth, which I suppose is lower middle class, I'm used to having to put up with bullshit for money, gimme a room in a castle, according pay, and necessities and I'm game.

[thebearofscience]

Why do you want to be just a butler? Why not go for more? Down to the proletariat.

[gamez]

I didn't say just a Butler, I said an Alfred.

[Atreides]

so im assuming if the pay is right there's some sort of sexual services that can be purchased?

[zoobernut]

He is crashing your castle.

[Atreides]

I want him to go up in my south tower and clean out the cobwebs

[Atreides]

hold on I'll think up a better sexual castle metaphor

[Atreides]

I got nothin

[Mizango]

Dude I'd love to play, but I had to start over when my shit red dotted last year and Im only level 19 or so.

[zoobernut]

hold on I'll think up a better sexual castle metaphor

Umm.... Battering Ram your back draw bridge?

or is that too obvious?

[Ryko]

I want him to go up in my south tower and clean out the cobwebs

hold on I'll think up a better sexual castle metaphor

I got nothin

God dammit atre lol

[Ohaigaiz]

Dude I'd love to play, but I had to start over when my shit red dotted last year and Im only level 19 or so.

let's play nigga add me i'll start from lvl 1 shittttt