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  1. #1
    ozz
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    I dump girlfriend. Go to basketball game. Roommate cums on her tits.

    What is my next move

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Cum on his tits.

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    We built this city
    We built this city on cock and stooooooone

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    High-five?

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    love the tags

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    ozz
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    its spam do i need tags? my bad it won't let me edit the title

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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    lol

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    ozz
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    If i cum into a cup and pour it on him, is that illegal?

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    Death by snoo snoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozz View Post
    If i cum into a cup and pour it on him, is that illegal?
    Absolutely not.

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    ozz
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    No seriously, I know what I want to do but I also don't want to go to jail, whats the worst they can do to me for that

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    My basketball came all over your roommates tits.

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    ozz
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    Even if that were possible, my roommate is 40lbs underweight, he doesn't have tits

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    I took a second basketball, split it down the middle and implanted them under his skin, giving him breasts solely for the sake of my other basketball coming on them.

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    ozz
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    ok fine, you're still not helping me

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    cut his brakes

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    be happy he waited until you broke up faggot. you should bro-fist and move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    be happy he waited until you broke up faggot. you should bro-fist and move on.
    ^

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    you dumped her, i dont see the problem here....

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    SETTLE DOWN, DANZIG
    you canno see my sunglass

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    Maybe you should haveve been paying more attention when she asked "so... if he came all over my tits, would that be awkward?" after you dumped her

    seriously though, this thread's saving grace is the tags

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    how do u know said cum was projected onto said tits in the first place?

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Buy that nigga a beer?

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