What is my next move
What is my next move
Cum on his tits.
High-five?
love the tags
its spam do i need tags? my bad it won't let me edit the title
lol
If i cum into a cup and pour it on him, is that illegal?
No seriously, I know what I want to do but I also don't want to go to jail, whats the worst they can do to me for that
My basketball came all over your roommates tits.
Even if that were possible, my roommate is 40lbs underweight, he doesn't have tits
I took a second basketball, split it down the middle and implanted them under his skin, giving him breasts solely for the sake of my other basketball coming on them.
ok fine, you're still not helping me
cut his brakes
be happy he waited until you broke up faggot. you should bro-fist and move on.
you dumped her, i dont see the problem here....
Maybe you should haveve been paying more attention when she asked "so... if he came all over my tits, would that be awkward?" after you dumped her
seriously though, this thread's saving grace is the tags
how do u know said cum was projected onto said tits in the first place?
Buy that nigga a beer?