Everything in this thread should be real. No lies, don't be afraid to embarrass yourself over the internet.
Ask me anything.
Everything in this thread should be real. No lies, don't be afraid to embarrass yourself over the internet.
Ask me anything.
my hair is being really uncooperative this morning
wool sweaters very likely caused a lot of static.
My girlfriend called me from India this morning to say she has landed safely and sounded really happy to be there while I'm stuck here going to class in a few hours FML.
traffic was real bad on the way to work today
These noodles I am eating taste shitty but I am too hungry to care.
Whining about something ordinary, then adding "FML" afterward for additional banality does not make you cool or get anyone to sympathize with you.
You choose to go to class. Either don't go or shut the fuck up.
How about, "Had a doctor's appointment today. Was diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer. FML."
I'm rapidly getting bored of all this "FML" jackassery from whiny pussies.
I'm allergic to everything. I'm highly allergic to cats.
Shiro was REAL in that last post
Ivve needs to ditch her trife neighbor and her stupid brat kid (the neighbor's, not Ivve's) and come party with me tonight.
Everyone needs to convince her of this. Now.
Wait, no... just figured it out.
Yeah, it's dumb.
charismatic you always bring dat realness
tyven, I reconsidered your previous proposal and I must still decline.
You see, I'm a weird dude... I seem normal to most people on the outside world, but that's because they don't live with me.
I can be fairly normal outside of my house, or even when I have guests over, but if you're staying with me for more than a week you will see some weird shit. So it would really hurt my street cred to have a roommate because I know you wouldn't be able to keep that shit to yourself.
you being really real right now. respect
I spend my days counting down until the next time I can get high.