Having body parts stolen tomorrow

[Blarg]

I can only assume these so called 'dentists' want my remaining wisdom teeth for the black market but I have no choice at this point. They plan to inject me with a drug and make me fall asleep, I only hope I wake up before they get to my kidneys, I really like them. After I get up I will be affected by a local anesthetic, what is that like, and what can I do and blame while under the effect of this anesthetic that I would not normally be able to do. Is it sexual harassment proof? If I, for some reason, hit on the male dentists after does that make me gay for realz? The receptionists are pretty hot, will my penis work super well and allow me to have sex with all of them at once?

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Tags: body, parts, stolen, tomorrow

[Blarg]

tags know what's up

[Blarg]

I should also get some shows to marathon while incapacitated. I'm dl'ing some show called Surface but that is dl'ing slow, I plan to watch some Big Brother seasons since it's mindless fun. Thinking about rewatching firefly since I have forgotten much of it.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Get lots of soup and things you don't have to chew on. Make sure you have a ride home or they won't let you leave lol. Incoming fun topics when you post while jacked up on pain meds.

[kooja]

mashed potatoes and lord of the rings will get you far

[Blarg]

The only prescription things I get are T3's which I have never had before but they don't sound very strong. I demand a michael jackson level amount of pills, damn socialized medicine.

I am worried about saying something I don't want to on the ride home with my mom.

[Wintermute]

The Local Anasthetic will numb your mouth.

When you wake up and realise both your Kidneys and your Pancreas are missing in addition to your teeth you will be unable to call for help because your lower jaw won't work.
You'll go to the nurses for help but your uncontrollable drooling will drive them away in disgust and no attempt to show them how big your cock is will convince them to return.

As they scream and run from you your ego will suffer a blow from which it will never recover and you will run home, drooling over yourself all the way. Trying, but failing, to outrun the shame as the public looks on.

When the anasthetic wears off your self esteem will be so low you will not dare leave the house to report this incident to the police, lest the public point and mock you. You will consider calling but your mouth will still be in pain from the teeth ripped from your jaw and attempts to speak make only unholy noises which man cannot bear to hear.

The dentists will then be free to continue their reign of terror havesting organs at will from the public, for none will dare oppose them lest they be shamed.

[Blarg]

The first 2 wisdom teeth I had removed a couple years ago I didn't need surgery and was awake for it and there really were no problems with food. On the way home I got some mcdonalds and had some potato get in one of the holes and I tried to fish it out with my tongue for an hour. I guess these last 2 are impacted and require some chainsaws to get out.

[Blarg]

The Local Anasthetic will numb your mouth.

When you wake up and realise both your Kidneys and your Pancreas are missing in addition to your teeth you will be unable to call for help because your lower jaw won't work.
You'll go to the nurses for help but your uncontrollable drooling will drive them away in disgust and no attempt to show them how big your cock is will convince them to return.

As they scream and run from you your ego will suffer a blow from which it will never recover and you will run home, drooling over yourself all the way. Trying, but failing, to outrun the shame as the public looks on.

When the anasthetic wears off your self esteem will be so low you will not dare leave the house to report this incident to the police, lest the public point and mock you. You will consider calling but your mouth will still be in pain from the teeth ripped from your jaw and attempts to speak make only unholy noises which man cannot bear to hear.

The dentists will then be free to continue their reign of terror havesting organs at will from the public, for none will dare oppose them lest they be shamed.

oh god

all the pieces were there, why couldn't I see this future until now

[Mistress Stowastiq]

The only prescription things I get are T3's which I have never had before but they don't sound very strong. I demand a michael jackson level amount of pills, damn socialized medicine.

I am worried about saying something I don't want to on the ride home with my mom.

Docs upgrade after you try it out and prove you need stronger meds. Uh bring a book or pretend you are asleep from the meds. You can easily say you don't remember because of the medication on shit she calls you on later so its probably the best time to talk to her.

[Shiroikage]

My friend's brother had his wisdom teeth out and afterwards, he tried hitting on some girls, except everything he said sounded like bablablalba ablbalbalba ablablabla

[Blarg]

That's how I hit on girls normally, they think I have downs and find it cute how hard I'm trying for someone so disabled and then I get pity HJ's.

[Conrad]

At least your surgery is free, you can take solace in that.

[Blarg]

My dental is with the school and only cover 70% so not free.

I am severely disappointed with my high'ness so far, I haven't taken any t3/codeine but I expected the stuff that put me under to have an effect.

[quannum]

coming to a blarg near you.

[Mizango]

LOOOL Nice playing of the Royce da 5'9" card. Well fucking played.

[Blarg]

I don't get it

[Blarg]

I thought my face felt fat since I have gauze in my mouth but I just took them out and I feel fatter.

[Ryko]

Docs upgrade after you try it out and prove you need stronger meds. Uh bring a book or pretend you are asleep from the meds. You can easily say you don't remember because of the medication on shit she calls you on later so its probably the best time to talk to her.

Has anyone told you to get the fuck out yet?