Can you escape Raccoon City? ("Choose" game)

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Move if this is the wrong section; I honestly couldn't tell where to post it. It's based on Resident Evil (so the "Gaming" section came to mind), but then it's also kinda pointless fun so the spam forum came to mind too. Then there's also the General Discussion area... eh whatever.




Walls-o'-Text; three different Resident Evil scenarios made from boredom.

Scenario the First:

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1.The helicopter hovers over the ground for a short period of time before finally making its landing. Upon contact with the ground your fellow mercenaries jump out immediately and poise themselves for attack. The moaning sounds seem to come from all around you but the majority of the zombies are approaching in front of you, being torn apart by a barrage of bullets. You look for the proper weapon to use in the weapons cache of the helicopter. Will you choose 2. The Pistol 3. The rocket launcher 5. The combat knife

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You grab the pistol and jam a clip into the bottom of the handle. You make the small descent from the helicopter to the pavement below and begin to aid your fellow men. The zombies are getting closer and closer and every second the smell seems to get stronger and more overpowering. Johnson is a few feet in front of you and is reloading as a zombie is getting uncomfortably close. Will you choose 4. Throw him into the zombie and run for it 9. Lend him a hand

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You lift the extremely heavy rocket launcher and nearly fall out of the helicopter as you put it on your right shoulder. The weight of the weapon slows you down quite a bit and the zombies have gotten much closer, many of them already taking down some of your partners. A group of zombies gets very close and the tips of their fingers can nearly touch you. In a panic you fire the rocket launcher and the flames swallow both the zombies and you. Most of your team mates are blown to the side and severely injured by the blast, but of course nowhere near as much as you. Your charred body is already lifeless as it flies backwards from the strength of the blast and you hit the side of the helicopter so hard it leaves an imprint. What were you thinking? You're dead.

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You push Johnson into the oncoming zombies and they immediately grapple him and devour his flesh. The screams he emits are the kind that are likely to stay with you for the rest of your life. You make the same decision that several of your fellow fighters have chosen and run down the less crowded roadway behind you. You run for about a minute until you run into another large group of zombies coming from the other direction. Now neither way is safe. You spot an alley over to your left and run for it as fast as you can. Once you enter it you have the choice of going right or left. Will you choose 10. Right 11. Left

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You grab the combat knife and jump into the street preparing to take on the oncoming crowd of corpses. You have to wait quite a while for them to get close enough to use the weapon. Will you choose 7. Wait for the zombies to get closer 8. Throw the knife at the zombies

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You wait for several seconds for the zombies to get closer until finally they're close enough to spit on, which you do. A zombie comes at you from the right at the same time one comes at you from the left. You can't attack them both at the same time. Will you choose 12. Left 14.Right

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You throw the knife as precisely as you possibly can and it nails a zombie in the head beside its right eye. It turns its head for a moment them continues walking unaffected. You turn to your partners but most have run off and the ones who haven't are dead. You turn around just in time to feel the cold grip of a zombie at your neck, followed by its teeth. Oh well, at least soon you'll be one of them. You're dead.

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You run ahead of Johnson and kick the zombie down to the ground before it has the chance to attack. He finishes reloading and just as a zombie is about to dine upon the flesh of your neck he blows its head apart with one shot. The slop splashes on your face, but keeping clean is the least of your worries at the moment. He grabs you by the shoulder and you turn around to see him mouth something while pointing behind him with his thumb, but the sounds of the guns firing and the screams of the dying drown out his voice. He begins to run and you follow. Stopping and looking back and forth as if having a hard time deciding, Johnson turns to you and asks which way to go, which you're able to hear better now that most of the commotion is behind you. Will you choose 18. Enter the apartment to your right 19. Climb down the open sewer 22. Continue running down the road

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You trust your instincts and turn right only to find the path leads about ten feet then is closed off by another building. You turn around to see a licker jump down in front of you from someplace up above. You hold out your gun but the licker is faster than you and its tongue shoots through your shoulder and you drop the gun, instantly losing the ability to move the arm. With amazing strength the licker lifts you off the ground with its tongue by your shoulder and smashes you head first into the wall with enough force to crack some of the bricks. Oh well, at least you fed the licker. You're dead.

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You turn left and begin running down another long alley. Just as you're about to reach an open door the window three feet ahead of you to your right shatters and a mutilated dog lands nimbly on its paws. It turns to you and eyes you as a delectable snack. Will you choose 13. Kick it in the ribs 16. Shoot it

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You attempt to stab at the zombie to the left but unexpectedly you miss your attack and fall onto the ground. You use all your strength to try and get up, but unfortunately the zombies also use all their force to keep you down. Majority wins, they begin kneeling down and tearing small pieces of flesh from your body. That was pretty pathetic. You're dead.

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Not having the time to aim the gun and fire, you kick the zombie dog in the stomach--but your shoe gets caught between its exposed ribs. You pull desperately but before you can remove your appendage from the dog's body it bites you in the leg hard enough to make you scream. Your shoe comes off and you fall to the ground, but before the monster can attack you put the gun right to its head and blow its brain into small airborne fragments. You're now infected with the T virus. Will you choose 15. Suicide 17. Accept your fate

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You swing at the zombie to the right and slash its face open, but it doesn't seem to notice. You stab again and the knife becomes stuck in the side of its skull and won't come out no matter how hard you pull. You look to the zombie on the left and struggle desperately to liberate your weapon, but it's too late. The zombie knocks you down and two more fall on top of you and begin their meal with your face. Appetizers anyone? You're dead.

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You put the gun to your temple and pull the trigger, at which point your consciousness blinks out of existence. You never hear the shot or feel the bullet penetrate your skull. Uh-oh, suicide is a sin--no? You're dead and you're going to hell.

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You lift your arm and aim the gun as quick as you can, but the dog jumps onto your chest and causes you to misfire. You're knocked hard on your back and the wind is completely knocked out of you. You hit your head a fraction of a second after the rest of your body and everything becomes blurry and dark. You don't even feel the dog rip the front of your throat off as it begins to steal nourishment from your cells. Oh well, it wasn't that painful. You're dead.

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You decide to give in to the virus that is now flowing through your system. Oh well, you probably wouldn't make it out of this city alive anyway. As each minute goes by you can feel yourself growing less and less human. When the craving for living flesh begins to nag at you, you realize you've become something else...but that logical thought is then drown out by the simple desire to kill and eat. At least you're following the crowd. You're dead...sort of.

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You run as fast as you can into the apartment without saying anything, Johnson following not far behind. Once you're both inside you slam the door and look for something to barricade it with. Will you choose 20. The metal chair 21. The large heavy bookcase

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For reasons I cannot understand, you decide to make the descent into the dark smelly rancid sewers. Johnson decides not to follow you; he wants to survive but he still has his dignity. You step off the last wrung of the ladder and you splash into disgusting sewage water up to your knees. The only visibility is the small beam of moonlight leaking down from the manhole. You venture away from the light and feel your way around with your hands for a while. The only way you can think of to be able to see is to fire a few rounds, but this is the situation you'd like to conserve ammo for. Now in the completely pitch blackness something smashes you on the upper back and causes you to fall into the muck. All sounds are drown out while under the smelly water and you can feel something start to chew through your shoulder. Do you even know what killed you? You're dead.

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You grab the metal chair and stick it under the doorknob so that anything hoping to get inside would be out of luck. Only a second after you put it in place the door is hit so hard it cracks down the middle. The door is hit a second time and this causes it to split in half and knock the chair out of place. A hunter tears its way into the room, impervious to the three shots fired into its flesh. It jumps high above you--almost hitting the ceiling--and takes your head right off your body with one swift swipe. Next time try to keep your head attached at your shoulders. You're dead.

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You look the giant bookcase over and note that while it will provide much better protection, it will also take a long time to push it in front of the door. At this point you hear a loud reptilian shriek outside. Something wants to come in. Sacrifice speed for durability, or durability for speed? 20. Use the metal chair 23. Use the bookcase

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You continue sprinting down the street and the visibility of the zombies behind you becomes less and less. While looking back at them you trip and fall over a dead body. You land hard on your arm but ignore the pain as you struggle to turn around and see if the body is actually "dead". You crawl on top of it and put the gun against its temple whilst checking to make sure it wouldn't wake up. Turns out it was dead for good and wouldn't be attacking you...but the same can't be said for the zombie behind you. It wraps its squishy fingers around your neck and chows down on the muscles of your upper back. Tasty. You're dead.

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You begin pushing the bookcase but it's not fast enough. You're able to move it about a foot by the time the door bursts open and a hunter invites itself in. Will you choose 24. Push the bookcase onto it 25. Hit it with the metal chair

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You push the bookcase away from the wall with all your strength and it slowly begins to tip. Several books fall out as the angle between it and the floor gets smaller and smaller. The hunter turns in your direction just in time to be flattened by the giant piece of furniture, releasing a loud crunching sound. The loud sound will obviously attract unwanted attention. Will you choose 27. Go upstairs 26. Go out the back door

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You grab the chair and slam it into the hunter's head as hard as you can. The chair is slightly dented. The hunter is pissed off. I think you can guess what happens next. Did you think this was the WWE or something? You're dead.

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You run out the back door and barely make it past a zombie beside an old dumpster. Ahead of you is a police car with the keys still in it--in fact the engine is even still running. You don't hesitate to get in and close the door. Will you choose 28. Buckle up 29. Don't buckle up

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You begin to head up the stairs with your gun raised in the air ready for action. Of course you fail to see the giant spider clinging to the ceiling above you, which immediately spits out burning acids onto your body. It splatters all over your head and pours down your torso, completely blinding you. It takes only a second for the arthropod to climb down the wall and wrap your screaming body up in webbing. Mmmmmm.....you. You're dead.

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You buckle up your seatbelt and immediately floor it. The car takes off with great speed and you fly down the road running over collapsed bodies as you go. You take a sharp right but you're going a bit too fast and the car skids too far to the side. Instead of going straight, the car veers to the left and smashes into a lamppost. Flustered, you turn the key again but the engine doesn't start until the third time. To your amazement the car still drives, only now it smells like burning rubber and gasoline. You drive slightly slower down the straight road until you come to a dead end. The town exit is blocked off by a large blue barricade and you're going way too fast to stop in time. Will you choose 30. Abandon your vehicle 31. Prepare to crash and pray

29.

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You decide not to buckle up your seatbelt and immediately floor it. The car takes off with great speed and you fly down the road running over collapsed bodies as you go. You take a sharp right but you're going a bit too fast and the car skids too far to the side. Instead of going straight, the car veers to the left and smashes into a lamppost. Upon impact you're flung forward and you smash your head extremely hard against the steering wheel and find yourself inflicted with massive brain damage. It only takes about a minute for you to bleed to death. At least you didn't get pulled over. You're dead.

30.

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You unbuckle the seat belt, open the door, and dive out of the car headfirst. You really thought you could do this without breaking your neck? Well, you were right--you shattered the entire front of your skull instead as you kissed the pavement at 50 MPH. Man overboard! You're dead.

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You hold on tight as the car first makes contact with the wooden barricade. Surprisingly it splinters apart and the car goes straight through it with only a shattered windshield. They must have forgotten to reinforce the barricade with something strong on the other side. You speed out of town with an ear-to-ear smile and the happiest attitude you've ever had in your entire life. You drive down the road another couple of miles until you see a sign that reads Now entering Silent Hill. You made it... sort of.

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Scenario the Second:

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1. You wake up again to the sound of something banging in the room above your head. Everything looks blurry at first until you blink a few times and it fixes itself. The room is generally the same except that Mike and Jane are missing. Andy explains to you that the three ventured out of the room previously to find food. It's been three days and everyone has been getting edgy since the rations ran out. You look Andy over to see his clothes are slightly torn and there's blood splattered across his left leg and his upper torso. You think nothing of it. He paces back and forth nervously until finally he blurts out what he's been thinking.

"We're going to die if we stay in this place any longer--either we'll starve or something will find us. Will you 4. Stay here or 2. Try to find a way out?


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"I'm coming with you," You tell him.

You look around the room for possible weapons but don't find anything that would be very affective. Will you take 3. The broom 5. The lead pipe 10. The small razor blade 11. The hammer 16. The beer bottle

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You grab the broom and push the door open quickly. A single zombie stands in the center of the hallway in front of the body of Jane. You run at it before it can even take a step forward and break the broom in half over its head. The half with the brush flies off in the other direction and you're left holding the jagged end. The zombie is barely even knocked back and begins walking towards you immediately. Will you 7. Ask Andy for help 6. Stab the zombie with the jagged stick

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"Relax, man--Umbrella will send someone to find us. We've been faithful to this company for more than fifteen years and we're two of the top scientists working on the prototype P93 virus. They can't afford to lose us," You tell him.

He says nothing and you sit down at the table, which is broken in half. Eventually you put your head down and dose off for a half an hour or so. The feeling of someone touching the back of your neck awakes you and you tell Andy to stop screwing around. It isn't until you feel his teeth bite into the back of your neck that you push him away and jump out of your seat. Blood begins pouring down your back like a small waterfall and to your surprise you don't scream. Andy lunges at you again but before you can reach for a weapon he throws all his weight onto you, knocks you to the floor, and satisfies his hunger with the meat from your left shoulder. Looks like he wasn't totally honest with you. What a rude awakening. You're dead.

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You grab the lead pipe and kick the door open. In front of you stands a lone zombie starring mindlessly down at the corpse of Jane, who appears to be missing the front of her throat. You swing once and hit the zombie in the side of the head, knocking it to the ground. Time to finish it off. Will you 8. Kick it 9. Hit it with the pipe

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You stab the sharp stick into the side of the zombie's head and it crumples to the floor. Red and black liquids drain from the wound and you step over its body. You turn around to call Andy over to you and he slowly makes his way towards you. By the time he gets within three feet of you, you figure out what the problem is...he's no longer human. Will you 12. Use the broken broom stick 13. Run for it

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You turn around and yell for help from Andy and he slowly shuffles towards you. You try to get him to hurry up until you hear his mindless moaning and see saliva dripping down from his mouth in liquid strings. You turn around to deal with the other zombie and hit it twice, but before you can do any real damage Andy grabs you from behind and you try to throw him off. The other zombie in front of you grabs onto you as well and they both begin to chow down before you can struggle free. If only Barry were here to make some stupid 'zombie sandwich' remark. You're dead.

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You thrust your foot towards the zombie's head but it grabs you by the leg and knocks you onto the ground face first. Your head takes a massive amount of damage and you black out. You never get the chance to open your eyes again. How did it do that? You're dead.

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You swing the pipe and hit the zombie in the upper chest, causing it to cough up some red and brown fluids. You turn around to call for Andy but notice he's already slowly making his way towards you. It isn't until he gets about five feet away from you that you notice something is wrong. His eyes wander mindlessly and his arms are stretched out as if he were trying to give you a hug...but you figure that's not the case. Will you 14. Throw the pipe at him 15. Stand your ground and attack via pipe

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You grab the small razor blade and look at it for a second. It's small enough to be concealed just in the palm of your hand but still sharp enough to get the job done. It'll take a hell of a lot of luck to hit your target without taking on damage. You open the door and the first thing that catches your eye is the zombie looming over the body of Jane. You say a small prayer and run at the monster preparing wielding your weapon as best you can. Success, you hit it right in the center of the neck! Only problem is the blade gets stuck and you lose grip of it. You stop yourself after one step past the rotting freak and it grabs your neck from behind. You elbow it right in the eye but cut yourself on a jagged break in the skull and it begins to chew on the back of your arm. You yell for help from Andy and sure enough he comes over to your request...and bites the front of your throat off. You fall to the ground and the two begin to fill their stomachs with your flesh. You might as well have asked him if he wanted a shave. You're dead.

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You grab the hammer, open the door, and make your way down the hall. A zombie standing over a woman's body attempts to grab at you but you crack the hammer into the center of its skull and it falls down dead for the last time. You turn a corner to see one zombie a few feet ahead of you and seven more further behind it. As the first zombie approaches you, you swing the hammer into its head and it gets stuck on the inside of its skull. Tugging on it does nothing and you try to pull it out all the way until the zombie crowd gets their stinking fingers on you and they begin to eat you alive. I hope there's enough of you to go around. You're dead.

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You grab the end of the broomstick sticking out from the zombie's head and pull as hard as you can. It refuses to budge as Andy gets closer and closer. When Andy is finally only a foot away from you, you're able to remove the stick and you stand up and stab him in the eye with it. He falls to the ground and you stand there starring at him and breathing hard. Just then the other zombie grabs the back of your leg and pulls you towards itself, knocking you down onto Andy. You scream in protest as it begins to chew through your leg despite your kicking. Once all your attention is on this problem, Andy lifts his head and begins to eat the skin off your forehead. You always seem to get the short end of the stick. You're dead.

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You turn around and begin to make a run for it but you trip over the body of the defeated zombie and smash your left knee on the floor. You try to stand up but the leg is disabled and you fall to the ground. You try to crawl away as best you can but another zombie comes out from around a corner, kneels down, and presses its face to the side of your neck. I don't think he wants to whisper sweet nothings into your ear. You're dead.

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You hurl the pipe into Andy's face and it knocks him down as a mist of blood flies onto the wall. No longer having a weapon you run back to grab the pipe, which had bounced back into the room you were originally in. Once in the room you reclaim your weapon but pause for a second as you hear the rumbling above your head again. A few seconds later the top of a vent falls to the floor beside you and you feel something grab you by the neck and lift you off your feet. The chimera begins to chew into your forehead and inserts a strange mandible that goes through the bone and shatters your skull from the inside. At least the chimera is happy. You're dead.

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You wait for Andy to make his way over to you and when he's only a few feet away you crack his skull like an egg with the pipe. You turn around the next corner and reconstruct another zombie's face with your weapon. In front of you is a group of about seven zombies all eying you hungrily. Will you 19. Take them all on at the same time 20. Climb into the ventilation shaft to your right

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You notice the beer bottle is still completely full. Will you 18. Drink the contents 17. Let it be

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You kick the door open and run into the hall ready to take on whatever awaits you. A zombie is standing over the lifeless body of Jane and it eyes you as its desert. You run up to it and shatter the bottle over his head causing beer, glass particles, and blood to fly into the air. The zombie seems not to notice and grabs your shoulders before chewing into your neck. Maybe he wanted a drink? You're dead.

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You tip the bottom of the bottle towards the ceiling and suck out all the alcohol inside. The bottle is empty now and would probably be a less affective weapon. You fumble to open the door and eventually get it right. There's a hazy figure standing in the center of the hall ahead of you. You walk up to him, stumbling only slightly. Once you get close to it you can smell that the figure is a zombie. You swing the bottle and miss, falling on the floor and shattering the it beside you. The zombie kneels down and chews into your intoxicated flesh. The first step to recovery is to admit you're powerless over alcohol. You're dead.

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You decide to take on the entire group with only your lead pipe as a weapon. One zombie lunges itself at you and you open the back of its skull with a swift swing of the pipe. The next one comes at you and you’re able to put a dent in its face but two more grapple you at the same time and eventually you’re overpowered. The group takes you down and after a matter of minutes nearly pick your bones dry. Looks like you can’t even come back as a zombie. You’re dead.

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You quickly run over to the vent at your right and remove the cover, throwing it into the face of the nearest zombie. You’re able to pull yourself half way up but the corpses are getting closer every second. One finally comes close enough to pull you down but instead you step on the top of its head and use it to boost yourself up. You’re safe….for now. Will you turn 21. Left 23. Right 22. Go back

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You take an immediate left and climb through the vents for a short period of time before you come to a grating with a bit of light shinning through. The room is scattered with what looks like cobwebs and overturned chairs and tables. Will you 25. Take this exit 24. Keep going

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You turn around inside the vent and fling yourself back upon the zombies. They’re knocked to the ground and dazed for a moment but quickly cover you with their stinking bodies and begin to feast. You’re so stupid you deserved to die. You’re dead.

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You take a right in the vents and only go about three feet before you find yourself face to face with a licker. It looks at you for a few seconds then shoots its tongue straight into your forehead and moves it around inside your skull to help liquefy your brain, which it then slurps up. Just like a Slurpee. You’re dead.

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You continue to worm your way through the vents until the grating is about twenty feet behind you. It’s then that you hear a strange sound. Could it be bending metal? Yup—the floor of the ventilation shaft breaks from your weight and you’re ejected onto the floor of some kind of office. A surprised Hunter eyes you hungrily and prepares to strike. Will you 26. Pray 27. Fight it barehanded

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You kick the grating open and it falls to the ground with a loud clang. Nothing appears to react to this noise, so you figure things are safe. You grab the top of the hole and stick your legs out first, eventually letting go and landing on your back onto….webbing? Uh-oh, those weren’t cob webs at all. It’s now that you notice the spider coming at you from the corner that wasn’t visible from the vents. You notice corpse beside you with a knife clinging to the webbing beside the limp fingers. What a stroke of luck, your arm is free and you’re able to wrap your fingers around it. Will you 28. Cut yourself free 29. Stab the spider in the head

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God must be on vacation or something, because the second you kneel down and fold your hands together the Hunter takes your head off with one quick swipe. At least you can complain to him once you get to see him. You’re dead.

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You punch the Hunter in the right eye and surprise the hell out of it. Before you can hit it another time you get a claw through the back of your heart. You bleed for about ten seconds before your entire system shuts down. It’s moments like this that really touch the heart. You’re dead.

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You begin frantically hacking at the webbing and slowly you’re able to move more and more of your body. The spider notices the movement and immediately comes over to you to inspect the new potential meal. Before it can reach you, the body beside you moans once and moves its head around for a moment. The spider preoccupies itself with the zombie and begins to spin it in webbing as you continue to hack away with the knife. Finally you’ve liberated yourself from the sticky trap. You open the door to find yourself in front of two more doors. Will you 31. Take door 56 30. Take door 57

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You wait for the spider to get close enough, then rip your arm free from the sticky webbing and stab it in the side of the head. It lets out a horrible shriek as purple and green liquids shoot into the air. With no way to escape because the knife is lodged into the side of the monster’s head, you wait only about fifteen seconds before it scurries over to you and sticks its long fangs into your chest. It injects you with some sort of chemical that makes you feel woozy, then begins to wrap you up in webbing. At least he might save you for later. You’re dead.

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You enter room 57 and close the door tightly behind you. There are two large tubes full of liquid with strange cockroach-like creatures suspended in them. Beside these tubes is a mutilated body still holding onto a machine gun. About five feet to the left is a handgun. 34. Take the machine gun 35. Take the handgun

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You open door 56 and find yourself right in the middle of a group of chimeras, all which look like they could use a decent meal. Past them is another door marked Lab G. Will you 32. Run through them to the new room 33. Go back

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You run as fast as you can through the group of mutants but only make it about three feet before a claw rips into your chest and pulls you face first into the floor at the same time it tears open your chest. The chimera lets out a loud shriek and they all begin to feast on your dismembered body. Oh well, you were getting tired of life anyway. You’re dead.

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You quickly go into the room you came from and close the door. Within seconds the creatures begin banging against it frantically while releasing the most horrible shrieks you’ve ever heard before. Fortunately they aren’t able to open the door. Unfortunately they instead climb through the vents above your head and jump down onto your unsuspecting body. They hold you down as they begin to eat your flesh. [Insert witty phrase here.] You’re dead.

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You wrap your fingers around the machine gun but at the same time the zombie wraps its fingers around your wrist. You try to break free but as you pull your hand back you actually pull the zombie off the ground and onto yourself causing you to fall on your back. The zombie has very little trouble reaching your jugular lying on top of your chest. Oh well, at least he didn’t…well, you know. You’re dead.

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You grab the handgun off the floor and as you do the zombie rises off the ground and the machine gun falls onto the floor. You shoot at it once and the lucky shot blows its head apart. You put the handgun in your back pocket and pick up the machine gun. You kick open the next door feeling confident that nothing can withstand your newfound arsenal. Surprisingly, this room is empty for once aside from a few chairs and tables with computers on top. You walk casually over to the next door then go back into your Rambo stance and kick it open. The door hits something and you hear a sound that reminds you of a yelping dog. It’s then that you see why. The room has three of them in it. Will you 37. Shoot frantically like a maniac 36. Try to conserve ammo and actually aim

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You aim at each of the dogs one by one and are able to take all three of them down using only five bullets. And to think your parents told you that all those shoot-em-up video games would get you nowhere. You step over the broken bodies and rest the gun against your shoulder as you approach a door with a helicopter landing sign on it. The sun hurts your eyes for a few second after opening the door but you’re still able to spot an unattended helicopter. You begin to run over to it and only a few seconds later a giant fist breaks through the ground where you were standing. You stare in shock and horror as an eight foot Tyrant pulls itself up from the hole and flexes its claws for a moment before locking eyes with you. Will you 38. Run for the helicopter 39. Fight

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You fire randomly all over the place and within seconds the dogs are blown to pieces. Unfortunately so is the large canister of oil on the other side of the room. Boiling oil shoots onto your skin and you scream at the top of your lungs as your skin begins to melt away. Your entire body is on fire and you live for only about ten seconds before your body is no longer inhabitable. At least you’ll get a tan. You’re dead.

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You run for the helicopter as fast as you can and hit the button to start up the engine. The propellers barely even begin to spin by the time the Tyrant reaches you and sends a fist through the front of the cockpit like a warm knife through butter. You try to leave the helicopter but the Tyrant punches it once again and sends it off the edge of the building with you inside. You fall for only about eight seconds before the mangled aircraft smashes against the ground and you’re killed. At least you made it out of the building. You’re dead.

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You turn towards the hulking Tyrant and begin firing like mad, shells flying through the air. To your surprise virtually no blood seems to come out of the body. The Tyrant is definitely stunned and it stumbles for a moment before falling to the ground. The machine gun is completely out of ammo and you throw it to the ground moments after spotting a rocket launcher next to a fallen Umbrella merc. Will you 40. Try to make a run for it 41. Use the rocket launcher

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You run as fast as you can over to the helicopter and hit the button to start the engine. The propellers slowly begin to move and after only half a minute it begins to lift off the ground. The Tyrant also lifts itself off the ground at the same moment and begins to head in your direction. Knowing you won’t have enough time to escape, you look around the cockpit until you spot the buttons that utilize the helicopter’s weapons. 42. Launch missile A 43. Launch missile B

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You run over in the direction of the rocket launcher and jump over the body of the Tyrant as fast as you can. Unfortunately the Tyrant grabs you by the leg in midair and you fall hard and break your right arm. The Tyrant gets to its feet and drops you only to pick you up by the head with one hand. It looks at your face for a moment then crushes your skull in the palm of its hand. What an honor to be killed by a Tyrant! You’re dead.

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You hit the button to fire missile A frantically until you hear a strange sound to the right of the aircraft. Smoke rises into the air until finally the missile shoots away from you, towards the tyrant, and straight through its chest. It hits the wall far behind it and explodes but the Tyrant is still mortally wounded. It falls to the ground and the small amount of blood left in its body begins to leak onto the tar. The helicopter rises higher and higher into the air until finally the building looks like a small box below you. You fly for only about five minutes before you leave the borders of Raccoon City and you can see the Umbrella base exploding in the distance. The reflections of the fire on the inside of the cockpit hurt your eyes and the sound is louder than anything you’ve ever heard before.

“It’s loud enough to wake the dead” you say as you fly away to safety. The End.

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You hit the button to launch missile B frantically until you hear a strange sound to the left of the aircraft. Smoke rises into the air until finally the missile shoots away from you, towards the tyrant, and just inches to the left of it. The missile hits the wall far behind the Tyrant and it walks up to the helicopter, grabbing the landing bar. With unbelievable force it pulls the helicopter down from the air and the propellers break off and shoot in random directions as they hit the tar on the landing pad. It takes only about five seconds for the Tyrant to tear the side of the cockpit open and smash your head to a bloody pulp. Close but no cigar. You’re dead.

[Avarice]

Scenario the Final:

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1. It's raining again...you haven't known what time it is since you last left your house. Time doesn't really matter anymore...right now it's only light and darkness that you care about. You've been holding up in this abandoned apartment for a little less than a week now and have eaten all the food owned by the previous resident. If you stay here you'll starve. If you leave you'll be eaten. Will you 3. Stay here for good 2. Commit suicide 4. Leave out the front door

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Screw it, life was no fun anyway. You grab a chair and use it to smash in the closest window. It's about a four story fall...you probably won't even feel it. Although it's ultimately what you want to do, you can't help but feel some internal reluctance as you step onto the window sill and stick your head out. You take a deep last breath, let go of the window, and let yourself fall. The ground gets closer and closer and all you're able to hear is the first millisecond of the loud THWACK! when you hit the ground. You're going to make some hungry zombie very happy. You're dead.

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You decide to stay in this apartment until you waste away, which you've heard is a very painful process. Whatever, it's your life. Fast-forward a week and your body lies on the floor being explored by flies and other scavenging insects. You could have at least used it to feed a zombie...greedy bastard. You're dead.

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You slowly slide the front door open and search the hallway with your eyes. A single zombie notices this movement. You really don't know whether he saw or smelled you. It comes lurching this way, the stink getting stronger and stronger the closer it gets. Now that you have a good look at it you can see that half of its neck is torn out all the way up to its mouth where stinking saliva flows over teeth with festering flesh wedged between them. Will you 6. Push the zombie down and run by 5. Run the other way

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You turn your back to the zombie and speed off in the other direction. Finally you reach the end of the hall and find yourself stuck with a three-way decision. 7. Take the door to your left 10. Take the door to your right. 9. Take the door in front of you

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You run straight at the zombie with your hands held out in front of you in an attempt to knock it down, but seconds before you get to it the zombie vomits up burning acids that actually shoot out more from the hole in the side of its neck than the mouth. It gets all over your skin and even in your eyes, burning every cell it comes in contact with. Your screaming only seems to excite the zombie further as it pushes you down and begins to bite large chunks of flesh off from your body. Maybe he'll throw you up on his next victim. You're dead.

7.

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You throw open the door to your left and find it's completely void of all monsters. The only thing you can hear is a slight clicking sound coming from somewhere you don't know. This place has no way out but there's a baseball bat leaning against the wall beside an armchair across the room. 8. Enter the room and grab the bat 10. Leave and take the door on the right

8.

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You enter the room to grab the bat until a drop of clear liquid falls on your shoulder from above. You look up just in time to see a licker clinging to the ceiling eyeing you like a Thanksgiving dinner. Before you even have the chance to run away the licker shoots its tongue into your back, wraps it around your spine, and begins to tug at it. You scream so loud it hurts your ears, you’ve never felt pain like this before. Finally the licker succeeds in its attempts and rips your entire spinal cord out through your back. You pass out from the pain and collapse on the floor, surely to never wake up. Grow a spine, ya coward! You're dead.

9.

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You enter the door to find a long stairway going all the way down to the first floor and the basement. Eager to get out of this cursed place you begin sprinting down the stairs until you're stopped in your tracks by another zombie. 13. Try to run by 14. Attack it

10.

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You slowly open the door on the right and all you notice is an unusually large spider--not large enough to pose a problem, but big enough to disgust you. You had seen gigantic ones before, but this one appeared to still be in the early stages of growth. On the other side of the room sits a golf bag. 11. Enter and choose a club 9. Get away from the freaky spider and choose the door that was in front of you

11.

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You walk into the room and on your third step crush the spider to death without any struggle. The golf bag has three different clubs in it and you choose the one with the heaviest head on it. Satisfied with your choice, you leave the room just in time to see the zombie from before coming at you. You grasp the club tightly with two hands, move it back past your right shoulder, and hit the zombie so hard you can hear its neck break. It falls at your feet and you wail it three more times in the head until the moaning stops. Move on to 12.

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You throw open the door to the stairway and jump down the first set with ease. The second one is longer so instead you run down it two steps at a time. You quickly come to a halt when you see the zombie in front of you. One swing and the zombie's lip is split open and several shattered teeth fly into the air along with a mixture of blood and saliva. Unfortunately the head of the golf club flies off and bounces off the wall further down the stairs. 15. Stab it with the broken club 16. Go back

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You begin running again and stick as close to the wall as you can to keep away from the zombie. Unfortunately the brainless freak tries to grab onto you and ends up falling down the stairs right on top of you. You dislocate your right knee, break your left arm, and get several other bumps and bruises...of course none of this is even close to how painful it is when the zombie begins eating your flesh. Mmmmmm.....you. You're dead.

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You throw your weight at the zombie and knock it against the wall causing its head to smash fairly hard into the ground. Your actions cause alot of noise and a zombie from the fifth floor stairway notices this. Amazingly the stupid creature goes over the railing trying to get to you and falls a full floor and a half before landing heavily on your body. Maybe the fall killed you...or maybe it was when the two started eating you. Either way, you're dead.

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The zombie turns back to face you again with its half destroyed face. It takes two steps towards you and you plunge the stick straight into its heart, which goes in with ease thanks to the degrading flesh. The zombie is able to stumble towards you for about ten seconds as a literal waterfall of blood pours out from its chest. Eventually it completely bleeds out and falls flat onto the ground driving the stick completely through its chest and out the other side. The blood flows freely down the stairs like a disgusting river, and you estimate there's probably enough of it to flow down two more stairways. Go to 19.

16.

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You turn around and run back up the stairs only to find you're facing two more zombies. They're gaining on you both in front and behind and you have only seconds to decide. 18. Take them on 17. Jump over the rail

17.

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You jump over the railing and are able to successfully land without hurting yourself...the first bit of luck you've had all day. Time to sprint. Go to 19.

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You wait for the zombie below you to begin ascending the stairs in order to push it down and trample over its body to safety. Unfortunately the zombies behind you are faster than the one in front of you and instead they knock you down the stairs. You land on the zombie below you and it actually manages to bite into your neck before you even hit the floor. You've made the three of them very happy. You're dead.

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You stretch your legs for a quick second and then run faster than hell. A single zombie awaits you on the second to last set of steps but you push it over the railing and keep running until you walk right over it on the set below. Finally you reach the 1st floor door and you're about to open it until you hear the sound of machine gun fire and a strange growling down the steps that lead to the basement. 20. Investigate the basement. 21. Go through the 1st floor door

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You run down the stairs and into the basement where the light switch has already been turned on. The room is absolutely smeared with blood like a mad man's painting and in the center is an unidentifiable body. To its right sits a machine gun and to its left sits a magnum.
22. Make a mad dash for the weapons 23. Create a distraction

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You immediately throw the door open and once you see what awaits you, you wish you hadn't. Three hunters come running at you and before you even get the chance to fully turn around one of them jumps at you and punctures your right lung through your back. You begin to cough up blood facedown on the floor and when you turn around all you see is a large claw coming at your face....then nothing. You're dead.

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You pray for a short second then run as fast as you can for the two weapons in the center of the room. You make it about five steps before the licker on the ceiling plunges its tongue through your head, lifts you off the ground with it, and slams you into the wall. This helps crack your head open to grant access to the goodies inside. There goes everything you learned in high school. You're dead.

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Disgusted, you pick up the severed hand of an unknown body and hurl it across the room. Immediately the two Lickers crawl towards the sound and you silently but quickly head for the weapons. Success! You point the machine gun in the direction of the two freaks and totally liquefy them...bone, blood, and flesh all becoming the same. The monsters were now no more than a puddle of mush on the floor and had become even more disfigured than the previous owner of the two weapons. You head back upstairs to the door on the first floor and kick it open with confidence to see three Hunters just now noticing you. 24. Use the machine gun 25. Use the magnum

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You pick up your machine gun and aim at the first Hunter who comes storming towards you in a mad rage. The beast is immediately stopped in his tracks as bullet after bullet riddles its body causing it to shake as if it were being electrocuted. It falls to the ground in a literal lake of blood while the other two stay further back, watching what became of their 'guini pig' friend. Despite his failure they still charge at you but make it about three feet before their bodies are torn apart by the gunfire. Broken claws, blood, and torn off scales fly through the air and litter the room like organic shrapnel. The two collapse on each other and their blood seeps from their wounds and joins in a large red puddle. Go to 26.

25.

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You raise the magnum at the first Hunter and replace its face with a hole large enough to fit a baseball through. It falls to the ground limp as the other two run at you with startling speed. The hunter on the left does a back flip after being shot dead in the stomach and the one on the right lost both its left arm and shoulder. Rather than wasting ammo to kill it, you leave it there to bleed out until death. Go to 26.

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You step over the fragments of the once living creatures you dispatched moments earlier. This is the main hall of the apartment building and luckily appears to have no other surprises in it. Ahead of you there's a zombie trapped between the two sets of glass doors that lead to the outside. You aim your magnum and blow its right shoulder apart causing the arm to fall to the floor. To your disgust the creature actually kneels down and begins eating the rotted arm now resting at its feet. You're actually able to walk past the creature without any trouble since it was so preoccupied with recycling its own flesh. Outside the rain has made the air slightly fresher but that's not saying much since it still smells like an open sewer. Several zombies are still lurking the streets but none are close enough to even notice you.

You're amazed to see a large pickup truck come barreling down the road with three other people in it armed with a shotgun and some other weapons you couldn't identify. Survivors! 27. Run up to the truck 28. Yell for help

27.

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You run up to the truck waving your arms for them to notice you--and they do....once you're under their wheels. Look both ways before crossing! You're dead.

28.

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You yell for help and the truck slowly comes to a stop. The survivors look in all directions pointing their weapons where ever their eyes scanned. You step out from between two totaled cars and they examine you for a moment. After determining you're human they let you in the back of the pickup truck without evening mentioning names. The truck speeds off and you grab onto the sides to keep steady. It hits you that this is illegal...but who cares? You recognize the road you're on and know that in a matter of minutes you'll reach the town border...but you have company. Go to 29.

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With amazing precision a Hunter jumps from somewhere high above and lands right beside you in the pickup. The people inside the truck begin to panic as it lets out a loud reptilian growl to let you know who's in charge, flexes its claws, and prepares to strike. 31. Use the magnum 30. Use the machine gun

30.

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You grab the machine gun and begin firing wildly at the Hunter. Above you streetlights shatter and rain down glass on you and the back of the truck begins to fill with bullet shells. The Hunter is mortally wounded with seven bullets to the gut and falls off the back of the truck. You're about to breathe a sigh of relief when you see a claw clinging to the back door. 32. Kick it 33. Shoot it

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You grab the magnum and fire one shot but it goes wide and shatters a window on a nearby building. You try to fire again but the magnum is too slow and the Hunter tears open your chest. Blood spills into the bed of the truck and your internal organs quickly become external. Maybe you can find new organs on Ebay? You're dead.

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You kick the monster's claw and the back door of the pickup falls open sending the bleeding Hunter tumbling into the middle of the road. His figure gets smaller and smaller behind you as you watch the other Hunters begin to feast on their fallen comrade. In this town no one is safe. Thank God you're out. The End.

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You lift the heavy magnum and peer over the edge of the truck to aim, but before you get that chance a claw tears through your head and the Hunter pulls your body into the street along with itself. The two bodies tumble together and eventually rest in the middle of the street on display for any hungry predators. You didn't even feel it. You're dead.

[Kiarax]

I DIED THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT

[Shiroikage]

HOW WAS THE ROCKET LAWNCHAIR NOT THE RIGHT CHOICE

[Kiarax]

Idk man, I threw my knife at a zombie and died this game is awful. Throwing knives is always the correct answer.

[Kiarax]

Now I died again trying to stab bitches, bullshit.

[Shiroikage]

TWO proven strategies that didn't work.

[Kiarax]

There is no good end for knifing bitches. I would be terrible in a zombie outbreak.

[Effluo]

Good to know you sorry fuckers will die during the zombie apocalypse; less people I have to worry about dragging me down. I lived, FUCK YOU~!

[Kiarax]

We died good deaths, you pussied out and went for the pistol, you are like a casual at zombie outbreaks.

[quannum]

they came to plant the living, and harvest the dead.

[Milkster]

Fuck even sacrificing people to survive doesn't work.

[BRP]

Answer to first choice: Release UROBOROS. Win game.

[Effluo]

Fuck even sacrificing people to survive doesn't work.

You can't sacrifice people, that's not God's way. Didn't you know zombies is a plague?! 10 COMMANDERS WILL SAVE YOU!

[Headspace]

I started from the back