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    2000 flushes

    you ever sit on your toilet for something not toilet-related, like clipping your toenails, and flush when you stand up anyway out of habit? this makes me feel super retarded.

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    I don't think I have ever done this.

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    I've put milk on top of the fridge and the cereal in the fridge before. Not the same at all but I thought it would make you feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I've put milk on top of the fridge and the cereal in the fridge before. Not the same at all but I thought it would make you feel better.
    i do shit like this all the time. the good thing is that i've never left them that way, i guess.

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    i've also posted my homemade porn in my disney profile and posted my high school musical video review on youporn; boy was my face red.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    you ever sit on your toilet for something not toilet-related, like clipping your toenails, and flush when you stand up anyway out of habit? this makes me feel super retarded.
    yes, but I have also stopped at green lights before

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    haha i stop at green lights when I'm high all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    haha i stop at green lights when I'm high all the time
    wasn't high though Q_Q

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    haha i stop at green lights when I'm high all the time
    Do you get mad when you see red?

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    when i'm high i often get the urge to drive when the turn signal comes on and i'm in the go-straight lane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i've also posted my homemade porn in my disney profile and posted my high school musical video review on youporn; boy was my face red.
    Opening bid 1$

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    when i'm high i often get the urge to drive when the turn signal comes on and i'm in the go-straight lane.
    Yeah for real like the guys next to you move and you're all "TIME TO GO AND GET M- WAIT GAH FUCK"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Do you get mad when you see red?
    Nope. Never get mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i've also posted my homemade porn in my disney profile and posted my high school musical video review on youporn; boy was my face red.
    you upload homemade porn and won't show us teh goods? ho shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    you upload homemade porn and won't show us teh goods? ho shit.
    I got mine.

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    I think you guys need to reeeeeeeed. You really think she was posting a review of highschool musical to disney?

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    cereal day is cereal 2day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I think you guys need to reeeeeeeed. You really think she was posting a review of highschool musical to disney?
    yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I think you guys need to reeeeeeeed. You really think she was posting a review of highschool musical to disney?
    Yes. Ivve gives unbiased opinions of Troy's latest shenanigans and I trust her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I think you guys need to reeeeeeeed. You really think she was posting a review of highschool musical to disney?
    Well... considering that I have done no less myself...

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