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  1. 2009-09-22 14:17 #1
    Not Kuno
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    [BG Medical] I don't feel so good

    I looked up my symptoms on web MD. I can't decide if it's swine flu, cancer or aids.

    Can anyone help?
  2. 2009-09-22 14:21 #2
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    lupus
  3. 2009-09-22 14:24 #3
    Ragnell
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    Swine Cancer
  4. 2009-09-22 14:48 #4
    Not Kuno
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    Are you implying I fucked a pig riddled with cancer?
  5. 2009-09-22 14:49 #5
    Akanei
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    The gay.
  6. 2009-09-22 14:57 #6
    Shagoa
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    It's probably Herpaghonnosyphilaids.
  7. 2009-09-22 15:12 #7
    Akucaen
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    I'd tap that turian!
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    Go get a fucking flu test. It takes 30 seconds to do and 10 minutes for results.
  8. 2009-09-22 15:23 #8
    Ragnell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    Are you implying I fucked a pig riddled with cancer?
    yes
  9. 2009-09-22 15:24 #9
    Darkslitter
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    http://i35.tinypic.com/4ucims.png
    paging dr. linliel to the mental ward.
  10. 2009-09-22 15:25 #10
    Akucaen
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    I'd tap that turian!
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    Just amputate.
  11. 2009-09-22 15:25 #11
    Linliel
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    Dr. Linliel checking in -- definitely need to amputate. Preferably at the neck in order to minimise risk to the rest of the BG population.
  12. 2009-09-22 15:29 #12
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    cancer
  13. 2009-09-22 15:30 #13
    Akucaen
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    I'd tap that turian!
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    breast cancer at that.
  14. 2009-09-22 15:46 #14
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    I've felt crappy all day too

    sore throat 2 days ago, woke up with a stuffy nose (my mucus is bright yellow), low fever and aches.

    I'm maxing out on vitamin c and drinking lots of water but I still feel like crap. I'd go to the doctor but all they fucking do is give you levaquin and tell you to rest.
  15. 2009-09-22 15:47 #15
    Linliel
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    drink water and rest. also don't go infect your coworkers.
  16. 2009-09-22 15:50 #16
    MysteryMithra
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    My Dorito-Wyvern and I were wondering if there is any room for a party dragoon.
    Ive got kool-aid and whiskey!
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    Rub peanutbutter on your body, hoola-hoop while standing in a kiddie-pool, wear only socks.

    Take pictures and post them.


    You'll feel better in no time.
  17. 2009-09-22 16:07 #17
    Ragnell
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    I like this idea
  18. 2009-09-22 17:31 #18
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    Goddamn your crazy avatar MM. I can't stop staring at it.
  19. 2009-09-22 17:33 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    Dr. Linliel checking in -- definitely need to amputate. Preferably at the neck in order to minimise risk to the rest of the BG population.
    ROFL
  20. 2009-09-22 17:34 #20
    Linktri
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    On topic: You have hairy anal warts. The only known cure is to fuck a pig with AIDS in the butt using gravel and broken glass as lube.
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