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    I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon today!

    Yeah you gun-nuts are all responsible.

    Man Allegedly Shows Gun After iPhone Trouble - Cincinnati breaking news, weather radar, traffic from 9News | Channel 9 WCPO.com

    CINCINNATI -- A frustrated customer at the Kenwood Towne Centre Apple store Thursday afternoon ended up going to jail after police say he showed an employee a gun.

    According court records, Donald Goodrich, 38, of Westwood, was frustrated his iPhone was not working properly.

    He told the employee he was, "So mad, I could pop a 9mm at it."

    The employee allegedly told Goodrich there was no need for that, then Goodrich allegedly told the employee, "I'll do it right now. Look!"

    Goodrich then allegedly opened the right side of his shirt, displaying a black, 9mm handgun.

    Goodrich had a concealed weapon permit.

    The employee told Goodrich she'd get his phone fixed and walked him over to a technician in the store, then told her manager, who called police.

    Goodrich is charged with aggravated menacing, causing fear of harm to an Apple employee.

    He also faces a carrying concealed weapons charge for not telling the deputy he had a gun.

    Goodrich is scheduled for arraignment Friday morning.

    All it takes is one of you children to have a bad day before someone tries to assert their purchased authority on an innocent person.

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    I've been using guns my entire life and had plenty of bad days, yet still caused harm to exactly 0 people with any of my weapons.

    A statistical impossibility, I know. There's probably no other people who can say the same thing.

    EDIT: Actually, upon further thinking...I took a kid target shooting with me once and he had never shot a 300 savage before. Apparently he wasn't used to the kickback and ended up with a scope-shaped cut around his eye. Dammit...I'm just another statistic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio View Post
    I've been using guns my entire life and had plenty of bad days, yet still caused harm to exactly 0 people with any of my weapons.

    A statistical impossibility, I know. There's probably no other people who can say the same thing.
    Grats on missing the point entirely. You guys sure show up on time to stop mass murders when you're not trying to intimidate people with your concealed weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    Grats on missing the point entirely. You guys sure show up on time to stop mass murders when you're not trying to intimidate people with your concealed weapon.
    So what was the point? Some people are occasionally irresponsible, and some of them are also gun owners? Got it, thanks for enlightening everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio View Post
    So what was the point? Some people are occasionally irresponsible, and some of them are also gun owners? Got it, thanks for enlightening everyone.
    Ya dude killing people when ur mad is k00l.

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    But killing people on accident is da best! lmmfao!!!!!!!!!11

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    Yeah it sucks about all the people who were killed by this irresponsible gun owner mentioned in the story.

    If you had a point to make about legal gun owners killing someone when they're having a bad day, you should have chosen a better news story.

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    Fail thread is fail.

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    Hey this was a good idea.

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