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    im constipated

    fucking shit, i get constipation after every 3-4 days....this shit needs to stop.

    constipation seriously makes me sad.

    so i got those pills
    http://www.irritable-bowel-syndrome....s/dulcolax.jpg

    and i hate chemicals; so i looked it up...and the following reviews showed up.


    source: http://www.irritable-bowel-syndrome.ws/dulcolax.htm
    I tried taking two Dulcolax first and nearly passed out as all the liquid in my body came shooting out at three in the morning and then every ten minutes for the rest of the night. The severe cramps felt like I was being stabbed in the stomach over and over and over again, my body went into a cold sweat, and I was unable to even stand up to get off the toilet.

    The second time I took Duclolax, months later when I'd forgotten the excruciating pain, I thought I could just take one, but I got the same results only with less severe but still agonising pain, just not for as long. Dulcolax is a last resort.
    This medication should NOT be over the counter! I had such a terrible reaction to this medication that I thought my husband may have to take me to the hospital. I took two tablets at midnight last night, at 2:00am, nothing, then at 5:00am I awoke to pain so severe I felt like I was in labor. Then came the vomiting, chills and sweats, and then rectal bleeding from straining just so I could try to get some relief from the pain.
    I'm very glad I found this site since it has somewhat calmed my nerves. I took three 5mg Dulcolax tablets as recommended, and within a few hours my body was in absolute agony. 'Abdominal cramping' and 'stomach discomfort' is said to be expected, but that is a serious understatement. I was unable to get off the toilet at first, feeling like my entrails were hanging out of my body. I was actually 'locked' in the position on the toilet in pain, with tears, snot, and drool pouring from my face. Then came the horrible stomach pain, which resulted in me throwing up the contents of my stomach and any subsequent liquid I took for the remainder of the day.

    It is now the next morning and I awoke, only to get incredibly dizzy and fall flat on the floor. My stomach cramping seems to be getting a bit more manageable, but I still have pretty bad abdominal cramping and diarrhea. In summary, I seem to have had the same horrible, agonizing reaction as a lot of others have had. I tried Dulcolax for the first time because I saw the 'gentle, yet effective', and was hoping to not get the minor cramping from milk of magnesia...this was 10 times more painful.

    Just for information, I want to add that I am an active and healthy (apart from the IBS) 22 year-old male, approximately 6'1", 170lb, and have had many pretty painful experiences in life, but this ranks very close to the top. It felt like what I always imagined drinking corrosive chemicals would feel like. Also, in response to an earlier poster, the vomit was exceptionally acidic, and burned my throat to the point I thought it might be swelling shut at one point.
    im too scared to take it

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    if you don't give a shit neither do i

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    sounds like they weren't made for little pussy bitches

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    If you look up any meds, you'll probably run into shit like this for almost anything. People's bodies are different, etc. Best bet is just talk to your doctor if you don't trust OTC meds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firas View Post
    i get constipation after every 3-4 days....this shit needs to stop.
    .

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    you should stop eating so much sand

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    everytime i go to a doc, he fucking schedules 4 appointments...and im a busy man.

    so i go to the first one, then i say fuck it.


    wait wait....

    damnit, just a fart.

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    eat a bran muffin or some oatmeal, you need more fiber in your diet

    .. or some escolar

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    eat mcdonalds

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    chipotle

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    Just douse your next meal in the strongest hot sauce you can find.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    if you don't give a shit neither do i
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akanei View Post
    Just douse your next meal in the strongest hot sauce you can find.
    thats just mean.

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    my brother took dulcolax at age 11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    if you don't give a shit neither do i
    thread was pretty much over here