I don't have swine flu

[Alleya]

Am I going to die?

[Linliel]

only if you also get the swine flu vaccine which will give you dystopia and general paranoia about what the government puts into the water you drink.

[Kiro]

Traces of prescription drugs.. lead.. fecal matter.. urine.. etc etc.


DELICIOUS CLEAN WATER. MMMMMM.

[Alleya]

I heard that 100% of children with autism have come into contact with mercury. Pretty conclusive imo.

[Kiro]

Fish.

[Fievel]

Fish is wrong.

[The Blackrose]

Where's Vajra when you need him?

[Rementoire]

Fish.

Vaccines.

[Ryko]

Everyone is going to die eventually.

[Fievel]

Vaccines.

You're wrong

[Ryko]

Fievel goes the fuck out.

[Ryko]

And that other person too.

[Fievel]

No you

[Not Kuno]

I was waiting for class yesterday and I heard this (black) girl talk on the phone about how some cheerleader took the swine flu vaccine and now... I almost wanted to slap the phone out of her hand, hit her in the face with a newspaper and say BAD

[Khamsin]

I'd say things are looking pretty grim for you.

Sure, there's some numbers being thrown about regarding H1N1 fatalities, but they're nothing compared to the number of non-H1N1 fatalities.

In fact, some estimates claim that nearly 60 billion humans have died so far in the history of mankind. Swine flu has killed nearly 6000 of them.

This means you are 10 million times more likely to die from NOT having swine flu than from having it.

Was good knowing you.

[Demosthenes11]

I was waiting for class yesterday and I heard this (black) girl talk on the phone about how some cheerleader took the swine flu vaccine and now... I almost wanted to slap the phone out of her hand, hit her in the face with a newspaper and say BAD

you racist fuckwit

[Krye]

I'd say things are looking pretty grim for you.

Sure, there's some numbers being thrown about regarding H1N1 fatalities, but they're nothing compared to the number of non-H1N1 fatalities.

In fact, some estimates claim that nearly 60 billion humans have died so far in the history of mankind. Swine flu has killed nearly 6000 of them.

This means you are 10 million times more likely to die from NOT having swine flu than from having it.

Was good knowing you.

Hey Fagsin haven't see you around in a while

[Rocl]

girl across the hall from me has swine flu
i've been eating and drinking food she doesn't finish
why? i want to see what this swine flu is all about
i had her cough in my hands i wiped my eyes afterward with my coughy hands

[Woozie]

It's just a really bad regular flu. Nothing special. If you've ever had a flu, just imagine the worse flu you've ever had, and imagine if it was even worse. It doesn't do anything extra, and for me it lasted a shorter amount of time than the regular flu usually lasts.

My fever was high enough so that I should have went to the hospital. But I didn't go because that would be like admitting that a biologist could beat a physicist in a duel to the death. Let's see a biologist get shot or hit by an nuclear bomb or some other weapon of physics and not go to the hospital.

Guns don't kill people. Physics kills people.

[_chuchu]

Theraflu is my viruna