Fucking FedEx.

[Akucaen]

Okay, so, I'm in Texas, right? Check this out:

Dec 18, 2009 1:16 PM
Picked up
PHOENIX, AZ

Dec 18, 2009 7:20 PM
Left FedEx origin facility
PHOENIX, AZ

Dec 18, 2009 9:26 PM
Shipment information sent to FedEx

Dec 18, 2009 11:54 PM
Arrived at FedEx location
MEMPHIS, TN

I had to reformat it, but that's the copy-paste. So according to the timer, they shipped the package, then got the shipment info, decided to fly it to Tennessee only to fly it back to Texas. Now I chose overnight shipping on this and it's Saturday delivery too, not this "Oh we got it to the sort facility too late LAWL you get it monday." I don't doubt it'll be here on time, Fed Ex is usually really good about that, but the way they route packages is retarded at best.

On the plus side, Fed Ex will always bring a package to my door to sign instead of the apartment office. UPS & USPS are lazy in that regard.

[Mizango]

Fred-Ex or gtfo.

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Fed-Ex is going under supposedly, UPS onry

[Krye]

I worked at FedEx, from the way we did shit, you should just be glad if your shit isn't broke. I'm talking about kicking shit off the rollers, throwing shit into the truck, fuck yo package nigga type shit.

[Akucaen]

Ironically the last time I ordered something and it was shipped FedEx, it did come to me broken; Amazon overnighted a replacement to me free of change. That's the only time I've had a problem though.

(Was a PS3 game in a media envelope FWIW.)

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Definitely not coincidental, but ironic. That's so coincidental.

[Akucaen]

Definitely not coincidental, but ironic. That's so coincidental.

wut

[Abandon]

I worked at FedEx, from the way we did shit, you should just be glad if your shit isn't broke. I'm talking about kicking shit off the rollers, throwing shit into the truck, fuck yo package nigga type shit.

When I worked at UPS, we did exactly the same.

[Mizango]

I worked at FedEx, from the way we did shit, you should just be glad if your shit isn't broke. I'm talking about kicking shit off the rollers, throwing shit into the truck, fuck yo package nigga type shit.

When I worked at UPS, we did exactly the same.

Absolute truth. I worked there one summer and we used to trampoline on boxes and shit, be glad your shit is in one piece.

I also remember breaking open a box that contained a shipment of ants, they were all in the trailer as I kept loading lol. Like Krye said, "Fuck yo package nigga".

[Akucaen]

You know what, fuck you guys. I just want to ship something across the country in peace.

[BRP]

If you didn't work in an office, you didn't work at FedEx

[Krye]

You really will just argue about any stupid shit you can think of god you're fucking retarded

[BRP]

You really will just argue about any stupid shit you can think of god you're fucking retarded

This isn't an argument. I don't argue with members of the lowest caste.

[Qalbert]

Krye is a woman?

[Abandon]

lol

[mootsfox]

TN has the biggest Fedex hub in the world. Something like 85% of their packages go through it.

[Qalbert]

elderly woman?

[Krye]

I'm rubbing my cock all over her back and she won't stop saying lower until I shove it in her ass

[Olo401]

lower

midget chick?

[Linktri]

If you paid for expedited freight, call the place you bought the item from and tell them that you want a credit in the amount of the freight since you did not get what you paid for. If they tell you to go pound sand, tell them that you hope their accounting/credit department likes dealing with chargebacks and BBB complaints.