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    FUCK YOU SNOW

    Just slid into a parked car, awesome shit. Go away snow.

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    Were you in a car at the time?

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    snow allows for proper power slidan

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    he's a pretty cool rapper man leave him alone

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    fuck shovelin' fuck saltin'

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    Seriously... fuck snow/sleet. It snowed or some motherfucking thing last night.... but its all like half inch of slush in my driveway that needs to be cleaned up before it freezes... we just had extend the motherfuckin driveway didnt we ~_~

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    Yeah i was driving downhill into a curve and I lost traction, right into a parked car.

    I have a perfect driving record never even been pulled over. I've only hit 3 things ever, twice at work, so far everything I've hit has been stationary lol.

    The medic truck couldn't make the turn in a dunkin donuts drivethrough and scrapped the building lol.

    Fuck snow. We got like 1-2 inches out of now where, no salt is down anywhere... and now it's already turning to slush and melting. If i went out like 2hours later instead, the road would have been dry. FML

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    For a second I thought we were making a thread to say fuck you to EternalSnow.

    Which would have been perfectly acceptable.

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    2 inches is nothing, this is last week. Fuck snow indeed.

    http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...2/DSC01098.jpg

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    Move to an area that doesn't get snow if you hate it so much. Snow is one of those guaranteed regular things so if you live where it snows you know you will get snow.

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    thats what you get for driving whatever bitch ass excuse that is for a motor vehicle

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    We normally don't get a lot of snow in MD, the amount of snow we got that day was more than we got during last winter. Also a car is a car, it gets me to class and back so it works.

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    if it was a v8 2010 lifted toyota tundra with extended cab and bed the snow wouldnt have even landed on it

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    i hear ya kazen we had that same storm here in VA. so awesome. everything shuts down around here for like an inch of snow.

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    I haven't seen snow in two decades.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I don't love driving in Florida....

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    Yeah we had just over 2 feet last week, it sucked. I typically love the snow but not when it hits for 2+ feet in a 1-2day period. Today it started with a dusting, turned into 1-2 inches, then immediately became slush and shit and I just happened to choose a road that was downhill and curvy.

    Didn't get a ticket yet, it looked like I was going fast as fuck cause the car I hit slid so far... if I get a summons in the next 3 days I'm gonna break out some maths to defend myself so I can prove my speeds.