Can I use that excuse?
Can I use that excuse?
is he cute?
With me you might as well bank on no.
Plus he is 35, which raises the 35+ total to 4.
Plus he isn't a he, but back to the topic at hand...
35 damn, that's pushin it
33, 35, 36, 37, 35...
wut
Ryko why are you trying to bang 4 old ugly dudes?
beer goggles work. but you know me, i'm an alcoholic with a thing for whiteys. lol
Honestly I'm just really desperate.
Beer goggles transform the world into something beautiful. Age is subject to transformation.
Last night I was actually entertained by the antics of negroes, it was new and exciting.
I like the sistas.
There was one I found cute in a way that I couldn't really stop looking but that was a really weird exception.
Then of course some hispanic fly looking bitch walks in right now and a white girl behind her not even trying still looking delicious like a mother fucker followed by another white bitch and then some tan looking woman and I forgot all about the inexplicably cute black girl.
I have T&ADD
wouldn't T&ADD just mean you are flat?
not to ruin the joke or anything
I'm not saying T&AADD, that's all sorts of confusing.
And obviously the idea of me being flat is the real joke.