Spiders Crawling On My Bed

[Krye]

Tossing and turning, unable to sleep, I open my eyes to find a spider skittering across my pillow towards me. I freak out, knock the pillow off my bed and turn on the light, only to see that there wasn't really a spider and I was just imagining it. This same thing happened the other day, I hope this doesn't become a regular occurrence.

So tired I can barely keep my eyes open, yet I still can't sleep when I lay down for half an hour. Drinking caffeinated soda probably isn't helping my cause.

[Kiarax]

Spiders do not hurt you man, let them skitter all over you.

[Linliel]

stop the drugs man

[#686578]

They actually help by eating those bugs crawling in your ears, just chill out and feed them your ear bugs

[#686578]

Good morning, Lin, sleep well?

[Akiyama]

I was sleeping and turned to my side, and saw something that seemed spiderish so I slung my pillow outta the bed only to realize it was a fuzz ball. A FUZZ BALL MAN. So scary.

[Kiarax]

You are all suspended.

[#686578]

You all wear suspenders

[Linliel]

I was sleeping and turned to my side, and saw something that seemed spiderish so I slung my pillow outta the bed only to realize it was a fuzz ball. A FUZZ BALL MAN. So scary.

did it come from your belly button?

[#686578]

Spiders came from his belly button

[Linliel]

god, that reminds me of those stories we used to tell as kids to gross each other out about the woman with the beehive haircut or the really fat person with the massive fat rolls and the spiders lol

[Akiyama]

DO NOT SAY THAT. Now when I sleep, I will picture spiders coming from my belly button and be afraid to sleep. THANKS A LOT

[#686578]

It's better than imagining spiders coming from your cake

[Blarg]

spiders build nests in blankets that are over 3 months old

I'm not even joking about that, there are probably 4-5 nests in each one of your blankets if they are that old

[Qalbert]

spiders from mars

[Alleya]

The spider you imagined is actually part of the actual spider's venom, the one that was crawling on you. While you were distracted it pulled apart your urethra with its front legs and scurried up your dick to lay eggs. When you went back to sleep it left. So in a couple weeks, nourished by the daily passage of your warm bodily fluids, your dick will one day erupt with thousands of baby spiders. Some clawing their way out, others retreating deeper into your body.

Hate to break it to you.

[Colenzo]

I sleep with spiders everyday, dont be a pussy.

[Qalbert]

CRAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING ON YOUR BED
ARACHNIIIDS IN YOUR EAAARRR
EGGSSSSS LAID EVERYWHEEEERRREE
HATCHINGS WHAT YOU FEEEEAAARRRR

[Colenzo]

CRAWWWWLLING INNNNN MY DIIIICK
THESE SPIDERS THEY WILL NOT HEEL
INNN MY BALLS THEY FALL
CONFUSING THINGS ARE REAAAAL

[Krye]

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